MONZA - Last weekend was the shittiest one ever... AC Milan throwing away the league by themselves (but again, strange referee decisions against us) and McLaren losing by themselves as in a traffic jam... in hindsight, it would have been better to erase that crazy Bahrain race. Former Milan and England Capello was @ the San Siro... rumours say he's gonna be (again) the new AC manager (or Marco Van Basten). Before the Spain GP there's the Mugello test session in Italy (1-3 of May), the only one during the F1 year. But today (23 April) was Saint George's day (Milan day :) ...and on 25: Saint Mark day ;), that is: Manchester City first name) and had a good news: soon we're going to test cars on the legendary Monza circuit again (as we did in the 90's... it's Oasis back :). This time: the English Jaguar! (it's years I wanted to do this). It's where the Red Bull comes from (they still have headquarters in Milton Keynes, so the Red Bull is not really an Austrian car). Also, Jaguar is one of Man City's sponsors and also the car for Oasis fans, that is, Button and Hamilton (you remember, Step Out, Going Nowhere, the commercials with the Shock of the Lightning), let me know if you wanna come. Noel Gallagher can't do this, 'cause he's got no driving license, he's not 18 years old yet. Reminds me of my first girlfriend, the blonde on a Jaguar, "...she looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load... She was dressed up in leopard skin" (Liam, lol)
I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame...
I'm gonna be a millionaire so can you take me there, wanna be wild...
Rome = usual scum of Italy, you'll always have troubles dealing with those lazy people. We took free days from work and they escape as scaredy cats... They should work as peasants.
pezzi di merda romani non seri che non lavorano, abbiamo preso i giorni liberi dal lavoro, fatto pubblicità in giro, portando pure uno che VOLEVA comprare una Jaguar, e 3 giorni prima quelli si eclissano. Qui siamo a Milano... gli faremo un'ottima pubblicità... Abbiamo l'indirizzo, gli mandiamo l'avvocato per pagarci le giornate. Niente di nuovo: coi romani è sempre finita in tribunale. Braccia rubate all'agricoltura, andate a zappare la terra, feccia dell'Italia. A lavorare!
Cos'è che volevano i romani, er Gran Premio de Roma al posto della storica Monza? ahahahahaha sì, fateve er Gran Premio der Vaticano, cor Papa che gira co a Papamobile
MONZA - Last weekend was the shittiest one ever... AC Milan throwing away the league by themselves (but again, strange referee decisions against us) and McLaren losing by themselves as in a traffic jam... in hindsight, it would have been better to erase that crazy Bahrain race. Former Milan and England Capello was @ the San Siro... rumours say he's gonna be (again) the new AC manager (or Marco Van Basten). Before the Spain GP there's the Mugello test session in Italy (1-3 of May), the only one during the F1 year. But today (23 April) was Saint George's day (Milan day :) ...and on 25: Saint Mark day ;), that is: Manchester City first name) and had a good news: soon we're going to test cars on the legendary Monza circuit again (as we did in the 90's... it's Oasis back :). This time: the English Jaguar! (it's years I wanted to do this). It's where the Red Bull comes from (they still have headquarters in Milton Keynes, so the Red Bull is not really an Austrian car). Also, Jaguar is one of Man City's sponsors and also the car for Oasis fans, that is, Button and Hamilton (you remember, Step Out, Going Nowhere, the commercials with the Shock of the Lightning), let me know if you wanna come. Noel Gallagher can't do this, 'cause he's got no driving license, he's not 18 years old yet. Reminds me of my first girlfriend, the blonde on a Jaguar, "...she looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load... She was dressed up in leopard skin" (Liam, lol)
I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame...
I'm gonna be a millionaire so can you take me there, wanna be wild...
Rome = usual scum of Italy, you'll always have troubles dealing with those lazy people. We took free days from work and they escape as scaredy cats... They should work as peasants.
pezzi di merda romani non seri che non lavorano, abbiamo preso i giorni liberi dal lavoro, fatto pubblicità in giro, portando pure uno che VOLEVA comprare una Jaguar, e 3 giorni prima quelli si eclissano. Qui siamo a Milano... gli faremo un'ottima pubblicità... Abbiamo l'indirizzo, gli mandiamo l'avvocato per pagarci le giornate. Niente di nuovo: coi romani è sempre finita in tribunale. Braccia rubate all'agricoltura, andate a zappare la terra, feccia dell'Italia. A lavorare!
Cos'è che volevano i romani, er Gran Premio de Roma al posto della storica Monza? ahahahahaha sì, fateve er Gran Premio der Vaticano, cor Papa che gira co a Papamobile
MONZA - Last weekend was the shittiest one ever... AC Milan throwing away the league by themselves (but again, strange referee decisions against us) and McLaren losing by themselves as in a traffic jam... in hindsight, it would have been better to erase that crazy Bahrain race. Former Milan and England Capello was @ the San Siro... rumours say he's gonna be (again) the new AC manager (or Marco Van Basten). Before the Spain GP there's the Mugello test session in Italy (1-3 of May), the only one during the F1 year. But today (23 April) was Saint George's day (Milan day :) ...and on 25: Saint Mark day ;), that is: Manchester City first name) and had a good news: soon we're going to test cars on the legendary Monza circuit again (as we did in the 90's... it's Oasis back :). This time: the English Jaguar! (it's years I wanted to do this). It's where the Red Bull comes from (they still have headquarters in Milton Keynes, so the Red Bull is not really an Austrian car). Also, Jaguar is one of Man City's sponsors and also the car for Oasis fans, that is, Button and Hamilton (you remember, Step Out, Going Nowhere, the commercials with the Shock of the Lightning), let me know if you wanna come. Noel Gallagher can't do this, 'cause he's got no driving license, he's not 18 years old yet. Reminds me of my first girlfriend, the blonde on a Jaguar, "...she looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load... She was dressed up in leopard skin" (Liam, lol)
I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame...
I'm gonna be a millionaire so can you take me there, wanna be wild...
Rome = usual scum of Italy, you'll always have troubles dealing with those lazy people. We took free days from work and they escape as scaredy cats... They should work as peasants.
pezzi di merda romani non seri che non lavorano, abbiamo preso i giorni liberi dal lavoro, fatto pubblicità in giro, portando pure uno che VOLEVA comprare una Jaguar, e 3 giorni prima quelli si eclissano. Qui siamo a Milano... gli faremo un'ottima pubblicità... Abbiamo l'indirizzo, gli mandiamo l'avvocato per pagarci le giornate. Niente di nuovo: coi romani è sempre finita in tribunale. Braccia rubate all'agricoltura, andate a zappare la terra, feccia dell'Italia. A lavorare!
Cos'è che volevano i romani, er Gran Premio de Roma al posto della storica Monza? ahahahahaha sì, fateve er Gran Premio der Vaticano, cor Papa che gira co a Papamobile
For the 3rd year, the San Siro stadium (also, where Oasis should play someday, if Noel Gallagher has some balls) is hosting the "Notte bianca" (white night), on 18 May (18 maggio). Not only to visit the legendary "Scala del calcio" football theatre, it's also possible to shoot a penalty. As goalkeepers: young players of AC Milan and Inter, plus some famous players. There will be thousands of people, in fact it's possible to go from 6:30 pm until 6 am (!), but it will probably end before. The price for the public is € 15. Inside the stadium there's also a museum. The people visiting come from all over the world, especially Holland (20%), probably for the legend of Marco Van Basten (rumours say he will be the next AC Milan manager - or Capello), then Great Britain (11%), Brazil and China (10%), etc. many from Japan too, of course. more info soon
bella cagata, organizzata da cani... siamo dovuti tornare indietro. Pisapia portasfiga di merda
part 1+2+3
AC Milan new jersey 2013 (+also about the English founder, etc.), presentation 2 May 2012 @ San Siro. still the best club in history, 18 international trophies, and, still the last club winning 2 consecutive Champions Leagues-European Cups. It's not a very nice shirt... too big stripes, and those white lines with even a white collar
Milan... "as being on the Moon", as a certain model told me while walking around together... (model: Sara)
In fact, there's a real piece of (blue) Moon inside Leonardo Da Vinci museum beside us. classic Milan: $$$ mod scooters, shops, sun. corso Venezia street, last year we were there @ Dolce & Gabbana, with the AC Milan players to celebrate the Serie A league won.
Scooters from Milan are the famous Lambretta (name from Milan river Lambro), both Liam and Noel Gallagher have one. It's amazing how people idolise people they don't know... a girl: oh I love models, they're godlike creatures... ... excuse me? models godlike creatures?! they're total idiots without a brain who are lost when they don't use drugs. That's why they always have a map (lol).
Again, I see the people around the world are desperate (that's why girls come to visit me, lol - ironic). To come to live in Milan you must bring a suitcase full of money, or have someone hosting you. There are jobs, but they can hardly make you live. They don't know yet that, as a song by the band Bluvertigo from Monza, "life in Milan is selective, VERY selective"... as I call it: it's a "niche life"... I wrote about it time ago... you go to meet a celebrity, etc. it's a very different life, also some negative things, and even more expensive than in New York and London.
For some girls who came to visit me, it took time to understand the kind of life here... and they "didn't make it". I mean they wanted to stay but were too superficial, provincial, and came back to live, unhappy, in some lost place forgotten by God... I don't mean that here you can be surely happy (more often: the opposite), but you must be prepared... as that post of mine some time ago: Milan, heaven and hell... (Oasis' Lyla: heaven-hell, my mademoiselle...)
Then, if you live in Milan, for the other people in Italy you become "one from Milan"... that can be extremely positive or negative,according to the intelligence of the people saying that... Saying that about a girl, it means that you're an "impossible girl", so it's useless to try to flirt or whatever, as we say, she'll "never give it to you", lol.
As I'm not a girl :) (and not a gay who wants to marry Noel Gallagher), when people know that I'm from Milan, usually they have a great respect for me.
It's a "very English" city (also, same English flag), for many reasons (and in fact one of the biggest communities here is that of English people), and people from other parts of Italy are jealous... as Noel Gallagher said: "everybody hates the English"...
About the city and the people in general, they always picture Milan as a "gray city", with "gay people", saying that we "only have the fog" (thanks, very English that one too), that is totally false, as there's everything. As I was born in the historic centre and always lived there for decades, I can also say that it's almost always sunny. The people who are not from Milan are usually very interested in Milan fashion and also nightlife, I used to be interested in that, now I have different interests. Usually the rivalry is with people from Rome, but of course you can find many people from Rome who totally love Milan, and people from Milan who love Rome, in fact it can be considered a very nice city that one too.
"Milan is the best fucking crowd, and I really mean it" (touching his heart more times than @ other gigs) (Liam Gallagher, Beady Eye, former Oasis)
"nice jacket" (lol) (Liam embracing me)
more or less it was: "Milan is a beautiful city. Many people would pay for staying here. I almost never go shopping, what I like in Milan is the people". (David Beckham in Milanello, throwing balls at me... former AC Milan, Oasis friend... someone else called Noel throws stuff at cows, lol)
"...but then everybody's coming to Milan". (Milan anthem)
"The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off, (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. Marco shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!" (Jacq)
"Noel refers to Italy as Oasis 'spiritual home' and anyone who has been to an Oasis gig in Italy will know why. It’s fitting they have chosen Milan to stage the final show..." it was more or less:
"Italian boys are the same as me, very passionate. 4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy. It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there". (the "ex Oasis guitarist" lol, Noel Gallagher)
Milan... "as being on the Moon", as a certain model told me while walking around together... (model: Sara)
In fact, there's a real piece of (blue) Moon inside Leonardo Da Vinci museum beside us. classic Milan: $$$ mod scooters, shops, sun. corso Venezia street, last year we were there @ Dolce & Gabbana, with the AC Milan players to celebrate the Serie A league won.
Scooters from Milan are the famous Lambretta (name from Milan river Lambro), both Liam and Noel Gallagher have one. It's amazing how people idolise people they don't know... a girl: oh I love models, they're godlike creatures... ... excuse me? models godlike creatures?! they're total idiots without a brain who are lost when they don't use drugs. That's why they always have a map (lol).
Again, I see the people around the world are desperate (that's why girls come to visit me, lol - ironic). To come to live in Milan you must bring a suitcase full of money, or have someone hosting you. There are jobs, but they can hardly make you live. They don't know yet that, as a song by the band Bluvertigo from Monza, "life in Milan is selective, VERY selective"... as I call it: it's a "niche life"... I wrote about it time ago... you go to meet a celebrity, etc. it's a very different life, also some negative things, and even more expensive than in New York and London.
For some girls who came to visit me, it took time to understand the kind of life here... and they "didn't make it". I mean they wanted to stay but were too superficial, provincial, and came back to live, unhappy, in some lost place forgotten by God... I don't mean that here you can be surely happy (more often: the opposite), but you must be prepared... as that post of mine some time ago: Milan, heaven and hell... (Oasis' Lyla: heaven-hell, my mademoiselle...)
Then, if you live in Milan, for the other people in Italy you become "one from Milan"... that can be extremely positive or negative,according to the intelligence of the people saying that... Saying that about a girl, it means that you're an "impossible girl", so it's useless to try to flirt or whatever, as we say, she'll "never give it to you", lol.
As I'm not a girl :) (and not a gay who wants to marry Noel Gallagher), when people know that I'm from Milan, usually they have a great respect for me.
It's a "very English" city (also, same English flag), for many reasons (and in fact one of the biggest communities here is that of English people), and people from other parts of Italy are jealous... as Noel Gallagher said: "everybody hates the English"...
About the city and the people in general, they always picture Milan as a "gray city", with "gay people", saying that we "only have the fog" (thanks, very English that one too), that is totally false, as there's everything. As I was born in the historic centre and always lived there for decades, I can also say that it's almost always sunny. The people who are not from Milan are usually very interested in Milan fashion and also nightlife, I used to be interested in that, now I have different interests. Usually the rivalry is with people from Rome, but of course you can find many people from Rome who totally love Milan, and people from Milan who love Rome, in fact it can be considered a very nice city that one too.
"Milan is the best fucking crowd, and I really mean it" (touching his heart more times than @ other gigs) (Liam Gallagher, Beady Eye, former Oasis)
"nice jacket" (lol) (Liam embracing me)
more or less it was: "Milan is a beautiful city. Many people would pay for staying here. I almost never go shopping, what I like in Milan is the people". (David Beckham in Milanello, throwing balls at me... former AC Milan, Oasis friend... someone else called Noel throws stuff at cows, lol)
"...but then everybody's coming to Milan". (Milan anthem)
"The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off, (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. Marco shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!" (Jacq)
"Noel refers to Italy as Oasis 'spiritual home' and anyone who has been to an Oasis gig in Italy will know why. It’s fitting they have chosen Milan to stage the final show..." it was more or less:
"Italian boys are the same as me, very passionate. 4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy. It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there". (the "ex Oasis guitarist" lol, Noel Gallagher)
Milan... "as being on the Moon", as a certain model told me while walking around together... (model: Sara)
In fact, there's a real piece of (blue) Moon inside Leonardo Da Vinci museum beside us. classic Milan: $$$ mod scooters, shops, sun. corso Venezia street, last year we were there @ Dolce & Gabbana, with the AC Milan players to celebrate the Serie A league won.
Scooters from Milan are the famous Lambretta (name from Milan river Lambro), both Liam and Noel Gallagher have one. It's amazing how people idolise people they don't know... a girl: oh I love models, they're godlike creatures... ... excuse me? models godlike creatures?! they're total idiots without a brain who are lost when they don't use drugs. That's why they always have a map (lol).
Again, I see the people around the world are desperate (that's why girls come to visit me, lol - ironic). To come to live in Milan you must bring a suitcase full of money, or have someone hosting you. There are jobs, but they can hardly make you live. They don't know yet that, as a song by the band Bluvertigo from Monza, "life in Milan is selective, VERY selective"... as I call it: it's a "niche life"... I wrote about it time ago... you go to meet a celebrity, etc. it's a very different life, also some negative things, and even more expensive than in New York and London.
For some girls who came to visit me, it took time to understand the kind of life here... and they "didn't make it". I mean they wanted to stay but were too superficial, provincial, and came back to live, unhappy, in some lost place forgotten by God... I don't mean that here you can be surely happy (more often: the opposite), but you must be prepared... as that post of mine some time ago: Milan, heaven and hell... (Oasis' Lyla: heaven-hell, my mademoiselle...)
Then, if you live in Milan, for the other people in Italy you become "one from Milan"... that can be extremely positive or negative,according to the intelligence of the people saying that... Saying that about a girl, it means that you're an "impossible girl", so it's useless to try to flirt or whatever, as we say, she'll "never give it to you", lol.
As I'm not a girl :) (and not a gay who wants to marry Noel Gallagher), when people know that I'm from Milan, usually they have a great respect for me.
It's a "very English" city (also, same English flag), for many reasons (and in fact one of the biggest communities here is that of English people), and people from other parts of Italy are jealous... as Noel Gallagher said: "everybody hates the English"...
About the city and the people in general, they always picture Milan as a "gray city", with "gay people", saying that we "only have the fog" (thanks, very English that one too), that is totally false, as there's everything. As I was born in the historic centre and always lived there for decades, I can also say that it's almost always sunny. The people who are not from Milan are usually very interested in Milan fashion and also nightlife, I used to be interested in that, now I have different interests. Usually the rivalry is with people from Rome, but of course you can find many people from Rome who totally love Milan, and people from Milan who love Rome, in fact it can be considered a very nice city that one too.
"Milan is the best fucking crowd, and I really mean it" (touching his heart more times than @ other gigs) (Liam Gallagher, Beady Eye, former Oasis)
"nice jacket" (lol) (Liam embracing me)
more or less it was: "Milan is a beautiful city. Many people would pay for staying here. I almost never go shopping, what I like in Milan is the people". (David Beckham in Milanello, throwing balls at me... former AC Milan, Oasis friend... someone else called Noel throws stuff at cows, lol)
"...but then everybody's coming to Milan". (Milan anthem)
"The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off, (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. Marco shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!" (Jacq)
"Noel refers to Italy as Oasis 'spiritual home' and anyone who has been to an Oasis gig in Italy will know why. It’s fitting they have chosen Milan to stage the final show..." it was more or less:
"Italian boys are the same as me, very passionate. 4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy. It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there". (the "ex Oasis guitarist" lol, Noel Gallagher)
This pic (after threesome, then I had a fifteensome, now a twentyfoursome for me...that'll do) is for my birthday (Pretty Green birthday), as every year, the green Miss Padania-Milano (Northern Soul beauty competition, their flag is a Christian English flag = Milano flag). There are always English Lotus green cars, you remember. In one of the most elegant Milan theatres, where the mods leader of Quadrophenia, Sting, goes - you know he makes wine and food in Italy, as my father. I told him (I was wearing a green parka ;) next time to come to the Football English pub in front of where we met, 'cause there are special things about his Newcastle.
There's not only fashion but also: dancing, singing, etc. the winner wears the typical crown (of Lucia) from the biggest Italian love story, from Milan zone (I promessi sposi - the betrothed), with happy ending (unlike Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet in Verona). Not only the Beady Eye's beat, also the gnocca goes on (lol) gnocca = (slang for) beautiful girl, Noel Gallagher's idol Berlusconi is an expert (Bunga Bunga) I said "goes on" 'cause in these days there has been a scandal (with money, not girls, this time, lol) for this political party (but every party had its scandals), that is very popular in the north (they also wanted the independence from the rest of Italy), and is linked to Berlusconi. Their idol is Braveheart William Wallace from Scotland. Noel's Scottish wife Sara would love it... (also because it's WilLIAM... enough said about that...) Just like in England: a lot of regionalism... Noel would say: "everybody hates the English".
Some say it's a racist political party, but it isn't really, at least not towards black people, in fact there are black people working for them, also a friend from university, she became a mayor in a town, for that party.
They have a strong sense of traditions, and always said that Rome (where is the government) steals money, which is true. If there wasn't the North, Italy would be a 3rd world country, not a case that it's close to Africa... (well, not the north). They don't recognise the Italian flag and even changed the anthem: the famous "Va pensiero, sull'ali dorate" (Go, thought, on golden wings) by Verdi, also because the Italian hymn says that "Italy is slave of Roma". I just told to Liam Gallagher: tomorrow I'm gonna wear the Pretty Green jacket you told me "nice jacket" in Milan, happy Easter LeGend :D
This pic (after threesome, then I had a fifteensome, now a twentyfoursome for me...that'll do) is for my birthday (Pretty Green birthday), as every year, the green Miss Padania-Milano (Northern Soul beauty competition, their flag is a Christian English flag = Milano flag). There are always English Lotus green cars, you remember. In one of the most elegant Milan theatres, where the mods leader of Quadrophenia, Sting, goes - you know he makes wine and food in Italy, as my father. I told him (I was wearing a green parka ;) next time to come to the Football English pub in front of where we met, 'cause there are special things about his Newcastle.
There's not only fashion but also: dancing, singing, etc. the winner wears the typical crown (of Lucia) from the biggest Italian love story, from Milan zone (I promessi sposi - the betrothed), with happy ending (unlike Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet in Verona). Not only the Beady Eye's beat, also the gnocca goes on (lol) gnocca = (slang for) beautiful girl, Noel Gallagher's idol Berlusconi is an expert (Bunga Bunga) I said "goes on" 'cause in these days there has been a scandal (with money, not girls, this time, lol) for this political party (but every party had its scandals), that is very popular in the north (they also wanted the independence from the rest of Italy), and is linked to Berlusconi. Their idol is Braveheart William Wallace from Scotland. Noel's Scottish wife Sara would love it... (also because it's WilLIAM... enough said about that...) Just like in England: a lot of regionalism... Noel would say: "everybody hates the English".
Some say it's a racist political party, but it isn't really, at least not towards black people, in fact there are black people working for them, also a friend from university, she became a mayor in a town, for that party.
They have a strong sense of traditions, and always said that Rome (where is the government) steals money, which is true. If there wasn't the North, Italy would be a 3rd world country, not a case that it's close to Africa... (well, not the north). They don't recognise the Italian flag and even changed the anthem: the famous "Va pensiero, sull'ali dorate" (Go, thought, on golden wings) by Verdi, also because the Italian hymn says that "Italy is slave of Roma". I just told to Liam Gallagher: tomorrow I'm gonna wear the Pretty Green jacket you told me "nice jacket" in Milan, happy Easter LeGend :D
This pic (after threesome, then I had a fifteensome, now a twentyfoursome for me...that'll do) is for my birthday (Pretty Green birthday), as every year, the green Miss Padania-Milano (Northern Soul beauty competition, their flag is a Christian English flag = Milano flag). There are always English Lotus green cars, you remember. In one of the most elegant Milan theatres, where the mods leader of Quadrophenia, Sting, goes - you know he makes wine and food in Italy, as my father. I told him (I was wearing a green parka ;) next time to come to the Football English pub in front of where we met, 'cause there are special things about his Newcastle.
There's not only fashion but also: dancing, singing, etc. the winner wears the typical crown (of Lucia) from the biggest Italian love story, from Milan zone (I promessi sposi - the betrothed), with happy ending (unlike Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet in Verona). Not only the Beady Eye's beat, also the gnocca goes on (lol) gnocca = (slang for) beautiful girl, Noel Gallagher's idol Berlusconi is an expert (Bunga Bunga) I said "goes on" 'cause in these days there has been a scandal (with money, not girls, this time, lol) for this political party (but every party had its scandals), that is very popular in the north (they also wanted the independence from the rest of Italy), and is linked to Berlusconi. Their idol is Braveheart William Wallace from Scotland. Noel's Scottish wife Sara would love it... (also because it's WilLIAM... enough said about that...) Just like in England: a lot of regionalism... Noel would say: "everybody hates the English".
Some say it's a racist political party, but it isn't really, at least not towards black people, in fact there are black people working for them, also a friend from university, she became a mayor in a town, for that party.
They have a strong sense of traditions, and always said that Rome (where is the government) steals money, which is true. If there wasn't the North, Italy would be a 3rd world country, not a case that it's close to Africa... (well, not the north). They don't recognise the Italian flag and even changed the anthem: the famous "Va pensiero, sull'ali dorate" (Go, thought, on golden wings) by Verdi, also because the Italian hymn says that "Italy is slave of Roma". I just told to Liam Gallagher: tomorrow I'm gonna wear the Pretty Green jacket you told me "nice jacket" in Milan, happy Easter LeGend :D
MONZA - Here's a competition as in the past years, to win Monza from Thursday 6 September: meeting all the Formula 1 drivers, shooting photos, on 7 September going around the big park of the circuit, sunbathing :), etc. oh and watching the cars too, lol. During that Formula One weekend there's also the "Formula 1 rocks Milan" with a concert (speedy Beady Eye would be perfect), probably also the usual F1 night @ Hollywood Milano, where Liam Gallagher was (or Just Cavalli Hollywood, where Liam was) and the McLaren shop to visit as usual. Too cool places for Noel Gallagher, in fact he's never been there. I already have an Australian model (dedicated to Noel Gallagher hating them) and a Czech model coming ;), but it's ok to have 3rd girl ;) (plus probably my sister working again @ Monza). Last year we asked near which famous "Oasis place" Lewis Hamilton was born (Stevenage - Knebworth). Two years ago we asked which Oasis song was covered by the McLaren drivers (Wonderwall).
This time something about Jenson Button (he usually stays @ Beady Eye same hotel, with Jessica Michibata), dedicated to the girls (they're interested in these things :)
For a commercial with Jenson, they had to use another person because a part of his body looks feminine... (Noel Gallagher would say: so he's gay) Which is this part of the body?
a) feet b) hands c) nose
answer to marco@miamilan.com If you win, we'll give you all the info, also if you need to travel.
live recording @ 6:10 Silvia Hoffer Frangipane (McLaren Italian PR)
MONZA - Here's a competition as in the past years, to win Monza from Thursday 6 September: meeting all the Formula 1 drivers, shooting photos, on 7 September going around the big park of the circuit, sunbathing :), etc. oh and watching the cars too, lol. During that Formula One weekend there's also the "Formula 1 rocks Milan" with a concert (speedy Beady Eye would be perfect), probably also the usual F1 night @ Hollywood Milano, where Liam Gallagher was (or Just Cavalli Hollywood, where Liam was) and the McLaren shop to visit as usual. Too cool places for Noel Gallagher, in fact he's never been there. I already have an Australian model (dedicated to Noel Gallagher hating them) and a Czech model coming ;), but it's ok to have 3rd girl ;) (plus probably my sister working again @ Monza). Last year we asked near which famous "Oasis place" Lewis Hamilton was born (Stevenage - Knebworth). Two years ago we asked which Oasis song was covered by the McLaren drivers (Wonderwall).
This time something about Jenson Button (he usually stays @ Beady Eye same hotel, with Jessica Michibata), dedicated to the girls (they're interested in these things :)
For a commercial with Jenson, they had to use another person because a part of his body looks feminine... (Noel Gallagher would say: so he's gay) Which is this part of the body?
a) feet b) hands c) nose
answer to marco@miamilan.com If you win, we'll give you all the info, also if you need to travel.
live recording @ 6:10 Silvia Hoffer Frangipane (McLaren Italian PR)
MONZA - Here's a competition as in the past years, to win Monza from Thursday 6 September: meeting all the Formula 1 drivers, shooting photos, on 7 September going around the big park of the circuit, sunbathing :), etc. oh and watching the cars too, lol. During that Formula One weekend there's also the "Formula 1 rocks Milan" with a concert (speedy Beady Eye would be perfect), probably also the usual F1 night @ Hollywood Milano, where Liam Gallagher was (or Just Cavalli Hollywood, where Liam was) and the McLaren shop to visit as usual. Too cool places for Noel Gallagher, in fact he's never been there. I already have an Australian model (dedicated to Noel Gallagher hating them) and a Czech model coming ;), but it's ok to have 3rd girl ;) (plus probably my sister working again @ Monza). Last year we asked near which famous "Oasis place" Lewis Hamilton was born (Stevenage - Knebworth). Two years ago we asked which Oasis song was covered by the McLaren drivers (Wonderwall).
This time something about Jenson Button (he usually stays @ Beady Eye same hotel, with Jessica Michibata), dedicated to the girls (they're interested in these things :)
For a commercial with Jenson, they had to use another person because a part of his body looks feminine... (Noel Gallagher would say: so he's gay) Which is this part of the body?
a) feet b) hands c) nose
answer to marco@miamilan.com If you win, we'll give you all the info, also if you need to travel.
live recording @ 6:10 Silvia Hoffer Frangipane (McLaren Italian PR)
Updates from Italy... on 13 July, Paolo Nutini (see previous post) will be @ Villa Arconati festival (Castellazzo di Bollate) near Milano, www.villarconati.it ...just like his Candy video: a place for getting married ;). No, not me... I quit with that (lol...I prefer to be free ;). Also confirmed for the Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana near Florence. Places of my "threesomes" lol with "them English girls"... one called Noel Gallagher said "everybody hates them", so someone had to love them :P
Mission: impossible, 2 days to the Big Match, the best club in history VS the best club today (18 vs 17 international trophies). Two games as these in 6 days is great football.
how to score to Barcelona
(Boateng, Ibrahimovic, Pato after 24 seconds, Thiago Silva)
AC Milan scored 4 goals in 2 games vs Barcelona recently, that is one of the best teams in football history (we're gonna realise it when we'll be old) with Messi one of the best players in football history, despite this Milan is not one of the best Milan in history. If this Barcelona is in a good night, they could score a 5-0 vs anyone. They will try everything to win the Champions League, 'cause they probably won't win their national league.
Messi scored his FIRST goal against an Italian team only last November... (only on a strange penalty conceded, that he even had to repeat) and he had to get a red card for a bad foul, 'cause he had already had a yellow one. He was very nervous... Barcelona played better (but Milan on similar levels) but they had a result thanks to that penalty and an own goal by Milan. Of course he's a great player, but if he played in Italy, without a team playing for him, he would score less goals and should be careful with injuries, as defences are better. Unfortunately, we have the first game at home (San Siro), which is a big advantage for Barcelona, playing @ their Camp Nou the final one. Guardiola, before the draw, said he wanted to avoid Milan, so they're not happy with this...
UPDATE: AC Milan didn't concede Milanello to Barcelona for a training on 29, but said they could help them to find a pitch in Milan.
Very bad news: the Messi of defences, Thiago Silva, injured, out for one month (and no Van Bommel too, no Abate, etc. and of course no Cassano after the heart operation... but the other day he started to play with the ball again, and could play Euro 2012 for Italy)
Updates from Italy... on 13 July, Paolo Nutini (see previous post) will be @ Villa Arconati festival (Castellazzo di Bollate) near Milano, www.villarconati.it ...just like his Candy video: a place for getting married ;). No, not me... I quit with that (lol...I prefer to be free ;). Also confirmed for the Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana near Florence. Places of my "threesomes" lol with "them English girls"... one called Noel Gallagher said "everybody hates them", so someone had to love them :P
Mission: impossible, 2 days to the Big Match, the best club in history VS the best club today (18 vs 17 international trophies). Two games as these in 6 days is great football.
how to score to Barcelona
(Boateng, Ibrahimovic, Pato after 24 seconds, Thiago Silva)
AC Milan scored 4 goals in 2 games vs Barcelona recently, that is one of the best teams in football history (we're gonna realise it when we'll be old) with Messi one of the best players in football history, despite this Milan is not one of the best Milan in history. If this Barcelona is in a good night, they could score a 5-0 vs anyone. They will try everything to win the Champions League, 'cause they probably won't win their national league.
Messi scored his FIRST goal against an Italian team only last November... (only on a strange penalty conceded, that he even had to repeat) and he had to get a red card for a bad foul, 'cause he had already had a yellow one. He was very nervous... Barcelona played better (but Milan on similar levels) but they had a result thanks to that penalty and an own goal by Milan. Of course he's a great player, but if he played in Italy, without a team playing for him, he would score less goals and should be careful with injuries, as defences are better. Unfortunately, we have the first game at home (San Siro), which is a big advantage for Barcelona, playing @ their Camp Nou the final one. Guardiola, before the draw, said he wanted to avoid Milan, so they're not happy with this...
UPDATE: AC Milan didn't concede Milanello to Barcelona for a training on 29, but said they could help them to find a pitch in Milan.
Very bad news: the Messi of defences, Thiago Silva, injured, out for one month (and no Van Bommel too, no Abate, etc. and of course no Cassano after the heart operation... but the other day he started to play with the ball again, and could play Euro 2012 for Italy)
Updates from Italy... on 13 July, Paolo Nutini (see previous post) will be @ Villa Arconati festival (Castellazzo di Bollate) near Milano, www.villarconati.it ...just like his Candy video: a place for getting married ;). No, not me... I quit with that (lol...I prefer to be free ;). Also confirmed for the Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana near Florence. Places of my "threesomes" lol with "them English girls"... one called Noel Gallagher said "everybody hates them", so someone had to love them :P
Mission: impossible, 2 days to the Big Match, the best club in history VS the best club today (18 vs 17 international trophies). Two games as these in 6 days is great football.
how to score to Barcelona
(Boateng, Ibrahimovic, Pato after 24 seconds, Thiago Silva)
AC Milan scored 4 goals in 2 games vs Barcelona recently, that is one of the best teams in football history (we're gonna realise it when we'll be old) with Messi one of the best players in football history, despite this Milan is not one of the best Milan in history. If this Barcelona is in a good night, they could score a 5-0 vs anyone. They will try everything to win the Champions League, 'cause they probably won't win their national league.
Messi scored his FIRST goal against an Italian team only last November... (only on a strange penalty conceded, that he even had to repeat) and he had to get a red card for a bad foul, 'cause he had already had a yellow one. He was very nervous... Barcelona played better (but Milan on similar levels) but they had a result thanks to that penalty and an own goal by Milan. Of course he's a great player, but if he played in Italy, without a team playing for him, he would score less goals and should be careful with injuries, as defences are better. Unfortunately, we have the first game at home (San Siro), which is a big advantage for Barcelona, playing @ their Camp Nou the final one. Guardiola, before the draw, said he wanted to avoid Milan, so they're not happy with this...
UPDATE: AC Milan didn't concede Milanello to Barcelona for a training on 29, but said they could help them to find a pitch in Milan.
Very bad news: the Messi of defences, Thiago Silva, injured, out for one month (and no Van Bommel too, no Abate, etc. and of course no Cassano after the heart operation... but the other day he started to play with the ball again, and could play Euro 2012 for Italy)
Updates from Italy... He's @ Villa Arconati festival near Milano. Also confirmed for the Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana near Florence. Places of my "threesomes" lol with "them English girls"... one called Noel said "everybody hates them", so someone had to love them :P Next week a "little" game: AC Milan-Barcelona. On 29 March there's a strike in Spain, and Barcelona will have their training in the (super training centre) Milanello, lol how strange. It's where we organzied meetings with the players, Ronaldinho (today his birthday), etc. and Beckham was throwing balls to me ;) We'll visit Messi ;) Added another video to the previous post. Too many concerts this year... here's Paolo driving an Italian mod scooter. For the "Perfect Day festival", all the bands announced soon. About the days of the Formula 1 in Monza (from 6 September). 1 September: Franz Ferdinand (very funny, dancing as in a disco), 2: Sigur Ros. There will be the Killers (they could be also @ Milano Arena Music 2012, new name for the Milano Jazzin' Festival... the city of Milan is not giving money for this event...how strange with the new communist mayor eh... Noel Gallagher would say: "him fucking communist", lol). The "Perfect Day festival" is @ Castello Scaligero castle in Villafranca near Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet city Verona (15 September: Morricone). Paolo will be there but on 20 July. Villafranca is the place where Intimissimi comes from. November: Florence+the Machine. She comes to Milan again, at her last gig there were people shouting "ti amo Firenze" lol (translating her name in Italian) and it was a gig with Paolo so someone wrote "Paolo+the Machine" and she was laughing while singing, lol.
Italian Dream this is what I meant in some recent post, with "sex open air" lol. "voglio vivere così, col sole in fronte" (I want to live like this, with the sun in front of me)
The model is Tatyana Mityushina, in Italy we had a comedian saying "chi è Tatiana?! Tatiana è l'amica mia, quella grassa, ma talmente grassa..." (who is Tatiana?! Tatiana is a friend of mine, that fat one, but so fat that..." ...and he added exaggerated things, lol)
Le modelle italiane si danno delle arie alla stragrande, come se ce l'avessero d'oro, e hanno un quarto di bellezza di molte straniere. Quando quelle straniere vengono in Italia, si danno le arie come le italiane.... dev'essere colpa dell'aria... o di Liam Gallagher (direbbe Noel...)
[about Italian models putting on airs, as if they had a golden pussy. When the foreign ones come to Italy, they put on airs as them... it must be the air's fault... or Liam Gallagher's - Noel would say...]
"We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. ...He shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!" ;)
Jenny don't be hasty
can't miss any gig by Paolo. "God" Noel Gallagher please forgive me but they're full of girls.
Paolo is engaged so at the gigs I'm the only one available :)
I never want to sound as a "latin lover" 'cause I'm not, but at the last Paolo Nutini gig in Milano I came back home with 15 girls, they even paid everything for me. This is what I was saying: the "fifteensome", lol
Last request (live in Milan)
we're always on the front row, they even come from abroad to see him also because here they can meet him. At this one there was a girl with a sign (not the famous Japanese "Noel or die" lol) but "Paolo marry me, I'm twenty-three". She was a very ugly one (lol) and with that sign she was blocking the sight for the girls behind. At a certain point I shouted: he won't fucking marry you!!!!!!!!! (lol)
Coming up easy
we also went to a bar with Paolo after a gig
Lucio Dalla (rip) cover of "Caruso" (Te voglio bene assai)
drinking Italian wine. At his gigs the crowd is 95% girls, and they feel hot 'cause they're in love with him, so then they can only find the first boys around ;). They stick to you and even "try", shamelessly, I wasn't used to this, lol.
They totally idolise him, even more than God Noel Gallagher, so the first boys they see, they think they're Paolo. Also threw their bra.
He used to enter the stage with the music of Rocky Balboa the Italian stallion :)
And we boys there absolutely don't feel ashamed but know we made the right choice :)
These streets
"Life is good, and the girls are gorgeous"
(the Italian audience always loves this one at the gigs)
Loving you
live in the park, as we did with the Oasis groupies back in the years, in Milan parks
No you girls
"the band born to make the girls dance"
Do you want to
Man City-AC Milan red & black stripes ;). We met them at the pub, the drummer is a completely drunk, alcoholic man, lol (his broken teeth must have something to do with it ahaha)
Take me out
we had the best gig fun ever @ Franz Ferdinand in Milan, even more than Oasis, dancing all the time. Noel Gallagher's wife Sara love them, much more than Oasis. She hates his husband's music...
This fire
let's burn this city. This song played live = delirium. Try it to believe it
The Ukrainians are sending us many messages (for Euro 2012). Sometimes, some nice woman, more often: some looking like sad carers taking care of the elderly LOL (badanti LOL) Well, that could be my job soon, I already told my parents... but at least I'll try to be a sexy carer, wearing some G-string or suspender belt (lol). To complete my sexy outfit, I should copy Noel Gallagher and sing in falsetto and be on Grazia magazine. Too interested in fashion... ya know what Noel would say about this... ("they're gay"). At least I won't let girls write me any more messages on their G strings... shouting, you remember, is enough (lol). There's Rebecca, a girl from England (as Noel said: everybody hates the English), who put as job: deporting bitches back to Poland ahahaha we're not the only ones who had an invasion... we should ask Noel the reason for these invasions... he sounds as an expert, as he says "them fucking communists"... There are a few (?) British people, those who wrote me racist insults (they're probably from some of those "zones where they drink too much") against Italians, who don't know that the British here are one of the biggest communities, as people from MOROCCO... England is the 1st country on the list of those with a biggest difference between (a few) rich people and (many) poor ones... the country famously burnt by rioters (as Noel said: "fucking idiots"). Of course they always name Berlusconi when they want to say something they got from tabloids. Wondering why there's always England involved, when there's something about racism... But they even said Italians are racists (they must have confused us with some Juventus fan insulting Balotelli), which is hilarious, being a deeply anti-racist and friendly country. Next time they should keep their racism for themselves...
Updates from Italy... He's @ Villa Arconati festival near Milano. Also confirmed for the Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana near Florence. Places of my "threesomes" lol with "them English girls"... one called Noel said "everybody hates them", so someone had to love them :P Next week a "little" game: AC Milan-Barcelona. On 29 March there's a strike in Spain, and Barcelona will have their training in the (super training centre) Milanello, lol how strange. It's where we organzied meetings with the players, Ronaldinho (today his birthday), etc. and Beckham was throwing balls to me ;) We'll visit Messi ;) Added another video to the previous post. Too many concerts this year... here's Paolo driving an Italian mod scooter. For the "Perfect Day festival", all the bands announced soon. About the days of the Formula 1 in Monza (from 6 September). 1 September: Franz Ferdinand (very funny, dancing as in a disco), 2: Sigur Ros. There will be the Killers (they could be also @ Milano Arena Music 2012, new name for the Milano Jazzin' Festival... the city of Milan is not giving money for this event...how strange with the new communist mayor eh... Noel Gallagher would say: "him fucking communist", lol). The "Perfect Day festival" is @ Castello Scaligero castle in Villafranca near Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet city Verona (15 September: Morricone). Paolo will be there but on 20 July. Villafranca is the place where Intimissimi comes from. November: Florence+the Machine. She comes to Milan again, at her last gig there were people shouting "ti amo Firenze" lol (translating her name in Italian) and it was a gig with Paolo so someone wrote "Paolo+the Machine" and she was laughing while singing, lol.
Italian Dream this is what I meant in some recent post, with "sex open air" lol. "voglio vivere così, col sole in fronte" (I want to live like this, with the sun in front of me)
The model is Tatyana Mityushina, in Italy we had a comedian saying "chi è Tatiana?! Tatiana è l'amica mia, quella grassa, ma talmente grassa..." (who is Tatiana?! Tatiana is a friend of mine, that fat one, but so fat that..." ...and he added exaggerated things, lol)
Le modelle italiane si danno delle arie alla stragrande, come se ce l'avessero d'oro, e hanno un quarto di bellezza di molte straniere. Quando quelle straniere vengono in Italia, si danno le arie come le italiane.... dev'essere colpa dell'aria... o di Liam Gallagher (direbbe Noel...)
[about Italian models putting on airs, as if they had a golden pussy. When the foreign ones come to Italy, they put on airs as them... it must be the air's fault... or Liam Gallagher's - Noel would say...]
"We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. ...He shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!" ;)
Jenny don't be hasty
can't miss any gig by Paolo. "God" Noel Gallagher please forgive me but they're full of girls.
Paolo is engaged so at the gigs I'm the only one available :)
I never want to sound as a "latin lover" 'cause I'm not, but at the last Paolo Nutini gig in Milano I came back home with 15 girls, they even paid everything for me. This is what I was saying: the "fifteensome", lol
Last request (live in Milan)
we're always on the front row, they even come from abroad to see him also because here they can meet him. At this one there was a girl with a sign (not the famous Japanese "Noel or die" lol) but "Paolo marry me, I'm twenty-three". She was a very ugly one (lol) and with that sign she was blocking the sight for the girls behind. At a certain point I shouted: he won't fucking marry you!!!!!!!!! (lol)
Coming up easy
we also went to a bar with Paolo after a gig
Lucio Dalla (rip) cover of "Caruso" (Te voglio bene assai)
drinking Italian wine. At his gigs the crowd is 95% girls, and they feel hot 'cause they're in love with him, so then they can only find the first boys around ;). They stick to you and even "try", shamelessly, I wasn't used to this, lol.
They totally idolise him, even more than God Noel Gallagher, so the first boys they see, they think they're Paolo. Also threw their bra.
He used to enter the stage with the music of Rocky Balboa the Italian stallion :)
And we boys there absolutely don't feel ashamed but know we made the right choice :)
These streets
"Life is good, and the girls are gorgeous"
(the Italian audience always loves this one at the gigs)
Loving you
live in the park, as we did with the Oasis groupies back in the years, in Milan parks
No you girls
"the band born to make the girls dance"
Do you want to
Man City-AC Milan red & black stripes ;). We met them at the pub, the drummer is a completely drunk, alcoholic man, lol (his broken teeth must have something to do with it ahaha)
Take me out
we had the best gig fun ever @ Franz Ferdinand in Milan, even more than Oasis, dancing all the time. Noel Gallagher's wife Sara love them, much more than Oasis. She hates his husband's music...
This fire
let's burn this city. This song played live = delirium. Try it to believe it
The Ukrainians are sending us many messages (for Euro 2012). Sometimes, some nice woman, more often: some looking like sad carers taking care of the elderly LOL (badanti LOL) Well, that could be my job soon, I already told my parents... but at least I'll try to be a sexy carer, wearing some G-string or suspender belt (lol). To complete my sexy outfit, I should copy Noel Gallagher and sing in falsetto and be on Grazia magazine. Too interested in fashion... ya know what Noel would say about this... ("they're gay"). At least I won't let girls write me any more messages on their G strings... shouting, you remember, is enough (lol). There's Rebecca, a girl from England (as Noel said: everybody hates the English), who put as job: deporting bitches back to Poland ahahaha we're not the only ones who had an invasion... we should ask Noel the reason for these invasions... he sounds as an expert, as he says "them fucking communists"... There are a few (?) British people, those who wrote me racist insults (they're probably from some of those "zones where they drink too much") against Italians, who don't know that the British here are one of the biggest communities, as people from MOROCCO... England is the 1st country on the list of those with a biggest difference between (a few) rich people and (many) poor ones... the country famously burnt by rioters (as Noel said: "fucking idiots"). Of course they always name Berlusconi when they want to say something they got from tabloids. Wondering why there's always England involved, when there's something about racism... But they even said Italians are racists (they must have confused us with some Juventus fan insulting Balotelli), which is hilarious, being a deeply anti-racist and friendly country. Next time they should keep their racism for themselves...
Updates from Italy... He's @ Villa Arconati festival near Milano. Also confirmed for the Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana near Florence. Places of my "threesomes" lol with "them English girls"... one called Noel said "everybody hates them", so someone had to love them :P Next week a "little" game: AC Milan-Barcelona. On 29 March there's a strike in Spain, and Barcelona will have their training in the (super training centre) Milanello, lol how strange. It's where we organzied meetings with the players, Ronaldinho (today his birthday), etc. and Beckham was throwing balls to me ;) We'll visit Messi ;) Added another video to the previous post. Too many concerts this year... here's Paolo driving an Italian mod scooter. For the "Perfect Day festival", all the bands announced soon. About the days of the Formula 1 in Monza (from 6 September). 1 September: Franz Ferdinand (very funny, dancing as in a disco), 2: Sigur Ros. There will be the Killers (they could be also @ Milano Arena Music 2012, new name for the Milano Jazzin' Festival... the city of Milan is not giving money for this event...how strange with the new communist mayor eh... Noel Gallagher would say: "him fucking communist", lol). The "Perfect Day festival" is @ Castello Scaligero castle in Villafranca near Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet city Verona (15 September: Morricone). Paolo will be there but on 20 July. Villafranca is the place where Intimissimi comes from. November: Florence+the Machine. She comes to Milan again, at her last gig there were people shouting "ti amo Firenze" lol (translating her name in Italian) and it was a gig with Paolo so someone wrote "Paolo+the Machine" and she was laughing while singing, lol.
Italian Dream this is what I meant in some recent post, with "sex open air" lol. "voglio vivere così, col sole in fronte" (I want to live like this, with the sun in front of me)
The model is Tatyana Mityushina, in Italy we had a comedian saying "chi è Tatiana?! Tatiana è l'amica mia, quella grassa, ma talmente grassa..." (who is Tatiana?! Tatiana is a friend of mine, that fat one, but so fat that..." ...and he added exaggerated things, lol)
Le modelle italiane si danno delle arie alla stragrande, come se ce l'avessero d'oro, e hanno un quarto di bellezza di molte straniere. Quando quelle straniere vengono in Italia, si danno le arie come le italiane.... dev'essere colpa dell'aria... o di Liam Gallagher (direbbe Noel...)
[about Italian models putting on airs, as if they had a golden pussy. When the foreign ones come to Italy, they put on airs as them... it must be the air's fault... or Liam Gallagher's - Noel would say...]
"We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. ...He shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!" ;)
Jenny don't be hasty
can't miss any gig by Paolo. "God" Noel Gallagher please forgive me but they're full of girls.
Paolo is engaged so at the gigs I'm the only one available :)
I never want to sound as a "latin lover" 'cause I'm not, but at the last Paolo Nutini gig in Milano I came back home with 15 girls, they even paid everything for me. This is what I was saying: the "fifteensome", lol
Last request (live in Milan)
we're always on the front row, they even come from abroad to see him also because here they can meet him. At this one there was a girl with a sign (not the famous Japanese "Noel or die" lol) but "Paolo marry me, I'm twenty-three". She was a very ugly one (lol) and with that sign she was blocking the sight for the girls behind. At a certain point I shouted: he won't fucking marry you!!!!!!!!! (lol)
Coming up easy
we also went to a bar with Paolo after a gig
Lucio Dalla (rip) cover of "Caruso" (Te voglio bene assai)
drinking Italian wine. At his gigs the crowd is 95% girls, and they feel hot 'cause they're in love with him, so then they can only find the first boys around ;). They stick to you and even "try", shamelessly, I wasn't used to this, lol.
They totally idolise him, even more than God Noel Gallagher, so the first boys they see, they think they're Paolo. Also threw their bra.
He used to enter the stage with the music of Rocky Balboa the Italian stallion :)
And we boys there absolutely don't feel ashamed but know we made the right choice :)
These streets
"Life is good, and the girls are gorgeous"
(the Italian audience always loves this one at the gigs)
Loving you
live in the park, as we did with the Oasis groupies back in the years, in Milan parks
No you girls
"the band born to make the girls dance"
Do you want to
Man City-AC Milan red & black stripes ;). We met them at the pub, the drummer is a completely drunk, alcoholic man, lol (his broken teeth must have something to do with it ahaha)
Take me out
we had the best gig fun ever @ Franz Ferdinand in Milan, even more than Oasis, dancing all the time. Noel Gallagher's wife Sara love them, much more than Oasis. She hates his husband's music...
This fire
let's burn this city. This song played live = delirium. Try it to believe it
The Ukrainians are sending us many messages (for Euro 2012). Sometimes, some nice woman, more often: some looking like sad carers taking care of the elderly LOL (badanti LOL) Well, that could be my job soon, I already told my parents... but at least I'll try to be a sexy carer, wearing some G-string or suspender belt (lol). To complete my sexy outfit, I should copy Noel Gallagher and sing in falsetto and be on Grazia magazine. Too interested in fashion... ya know what Noel would say about this... ("they're gay"). At least I won't let girls write me any more messages on their G strings... shouting, you remember, is enough (lol). There's Rebecca, a girl from England (as Noel said: everybody hates the English), who put as job: deporting bitches back to Poland ahahaha we're not the only ones who had an invasion... we should ask Noel the reason for these invasions... he sounds as an expert, as he says "them fucking communists"... There are a few (?) British people, those who wrote me racist insults (they're probably from some of those "zones where they drink too much") against Italians, who don't know that the British here are one of the biggest communities, as people from MOROCCO... England is the 1st country on the list of those with a biggest difference between (a few) rich people and (many) poor ones... the country famously burnt by rioters (as Noel said: "fucking idiots"). Of course they always name Berlusconi when they want to say something they got from tabloids. Wondering why there's always England involved, when there's something about racism... But they even said Italians are racists (they must have confused us with some Juventus fan insulting Balotelli), which is hilarious, being a deeply anti-racist and friendly country. Next time they should keep their racism for themselves...
..... arts->football->art->food->art->fashion->football->music->art... slideshow I made with Oasis piano music of Live forever:
the 1st city of fashion in the world, the most famous painting in the world, the most famous theatre in the world, the best food in the world, the 1st team in football history, Milan is magic
MONZA - Last weekend was the shittiest one ever... AC Milan throwing away the league by themselves (but again, strange referee decisions against us) and McLaren losing by themselves as in a traffic jam... in hindsight, it would have been better to erase that crazy Bahrain race.
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