Updates from Italy... He's @ Villa Arconati festival near Milano. Also confirmed for the Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana near Florence. Places of my "threesomes" lol with "them English girls"... one called Noel said "everybody hates them", so someone had to love them :P
Next week a "little" game: AC Milan-Barcelona.
On 29 March there's a strike in Spain, and Barcelona will have their training in the (super training centre) Milanello, lol how strange.
It's where we organzied meetings with the players, Ronaldinho (today his birthday), etc. and Beckham was throwing balls to me ;)
We'll visit Messi ;)
Added another video to the previous post.
Too many concerts this year...
here's Paolo driving an Italian mod scooter. For the "Perfect Day festival", all the bands announced soon. About the days of the Formula 1 in Monza (from 6 September).
1 September: Franz Ferdinand (very funny, dancing as in a disco), 2: Sigur Ros. There will be the Killers (they could be also @ Milano Arena Music 2012, new name for the Milano Jazzin' Festival... the city of Milan is not giving money for this event...how strange with the new communist mayor eh... Noel Gallagher would say: "him fucking communist", lol).
The "Perfect Day festival" is @ Castello Scaligero castle in Villafranca near Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet city Verona (15 September: Morricone). Paolo will be there but on 20 July.
Villafranca is the place where Intimissimi comes from.
November: Florence+the Machine. She comes to Milan again, at her last gig there were people shouting "ti amo Firenze" lol (translating her name in Italian) and it was a gig with Paolo so someone wrote "Paolo+the Machine" and she was laughing while singing, lol.

Italian Dream
this is what I meant in some recent post, with "sex open air" lol.
"voglio vivere così, col sole in fronte" (I want to live like this, with the sun in front of me)

The model is Tatyana Mityushina, in Italy we had a comedian saying "chi è Tatiana?! Tatiana è l'amica mia, quella grassa, ma talmente grassa..." (who is Tatiana?! Tatiana is a friend of mine, that fat one, but so fat that..." ...and he added exaggerated things, lol)

Le modelle italiane si danno delle arie alla stragrande, come se ce l'avessero d'oro, e hanno un quarto di bellezza di molte straniere. Quando quelle straniere vengono in Italia, si danno le arie come le italiane.... dev'essere colpa dell'aria... o di Liam Gallagher (direbbe Noel...)
[about Italian models putting on airs, as if they had a golden pussy. When the foreign ones come to Italy, they put on airs as them... it must be the air's fault... or Liam Gallagher's - Noel would say...]

"We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings.
...He shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!"
;)

Jenny don't be hasty
can't miss any gig by Paolo. "God" Noel Gallagher please forgive me but they're full of girls.
Paolo is engaged so at the gigs I'm the only one available :)
I never want to sound as a "latin lover" 'cause I'm not, but at the last Paolo Nutini gig in Milano I came back home with 15 girls, they even paid everything for me. This is what I was saying: the "fifteensome", lol

Last request (live in Milan)
we're always on the front row, they even come from abroad to see him also because here they can meet him. At this one there was a girl with a sign (not the famous Japanese "Noel or die" lol) but "Paolo marry me, I'm twenty-three". She was a very ugly one (lol) and with that sign she was blocking the sight for the girls behind. At a certain point I shouted: he won't fucking marry you!!!!!!!!! (lol)

Coming up easy
we also went to a bar with Paolo after a gig

Lucio Dalla (rip) cover of "Caruso" (Te voglio bene assai)

drinking Italian wine. At his gigs the crowd is 95% girls, and they feel hot 'cause they're in love with him, so then they can only find the first boys around ;). They stick to you and even "try", shamelessly, I wasn't used to this, lol.
They totally idolise him, even more than God Noel Gallagher, so the first boys they see, they think they're Paolo. Also threw their bra.
He used to enter the stage with the music of Rocky Balboa the Italian stallion :)
And we boys there absolutely don't feel ashamed but know we made the right choice :)

These streets
"Life is good, and the girls are gorgeous"
(the Italian audience always loves this one at the gigs)

Loving you
live in the park, as we did with the Oasis groupies back in the years, in Milan parks

No you girls
‎"the band born to make the girls dance"

Do you want to
Man City-AC Milan red & black stripes ;). We met them at the pub, the drummer is a completely drunk, alcoholic man, lol (his broken teeth must have something to do with it ahaha)

Take me out
we had the best gig fun ever @ Franz Ferdinand in Milan, even more than Oasis, dancing all the time. Noel Gallagher's wife Sara love them, much more than Oasis. She hates his husband's music... 

This fire
let's burn this city. This song played live = delirium. Try it to believe it


The Ukrainians are sending us many messages (for Euro 2012). Sometimes, some nice woman, more often: some looking like sad carers taking care of the elderly LOL (badanti LOL)
Well, that could be my job soon, I already told my parents... but at least I'll try to be a sexy carer, wearing some G-string or suspender belt (lol). To complete my sexy outfit, I should copy Noel Gallagher and sing in falsetto and be on Grazia magazine. Too interested in fashion... ya know what Noel would say about this... ("they're gay").
At least I won't let girls write me any more messages on their G strings... shouting, you remember, is enough (lol).
There's Rebecca, a girl from England (as Noel said: everybody hates the English), who put as job: deporting bitches back to Poland ahahaha we're not the only ones who had an invasion... we should ask Noel the reason for these invasions... he sounds as an expert, as he says "them fucking communists"...
There are a few (?) British people, those who wrote me racist insults (they're probably from some of those "zones where they drink too much") against Italians, who don't know that the British here are one of the biggest communities, as people from MOROCCO...
England is the 1st country on the list of those with a biggest difference between (a few) rich people and (many) poor ones... the country famously burnt by rioters (as Noel said: "fucking idiots").
Of course they always name Berlusconi when they want to say something they got from tabloids.
Wondering why there's always England involved, when there's something about racism... But they even said Italians are racists (they must have confused us with some Juventus fan insulting Balotelli), which is hilarious, being a deeply anti-racist and friendly country.
Next time they should keep their racism for themselves...
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