(Erica Jong)
"How do people in Italy stay so skinny?!? I have yet to see a single overweight person in all of Italy.
You have apertivos (a pre-drink with food), then followed by real dinner (first course pasta, second course meat), and then dessert. And all that cheese. And did I mention gelato?
No one really exercises that much either.
It makes no sense."
answer: SEX (lol)
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"I was feeling very well @ Milan, I was feeling at home. Usually one does not come back to old things but I'd like to come back to Milan. It's fantastic. If they need help (YES THEY NEED............), they know where I am".
(Zlatan Ibrahimovic, now @ Paris Saint Germain, speaking in Sweden)
......................... this means either he wants more money in Paris, or the family doesn't like Paris (he probably doesn't like french football) and his wife was robbed by a french thief.
"a couple of gigs in my spiritual home of Italy is enough to perk anybody up and true to form the gigs had enough healing properties to raise t
he dead, let alone give a tired man a lift!! They were unbelievable nights. 2 of the very best.
What is it with you Italians? Why do you seem to "get it" more than anyone else? It's a constant source of fascination for me. On the other hand it also means one spends most of the time trapped in hotels as you can't leave for fear of being kidnapped or trampled to death or kissed to within an inch of your life (these are not complaints . . . just observations!). These people sing their own versions of songs in between the songs they've paid to see you sing!! They sang for Mancini! They sang for Mario Balotelli! They sang very nearly every Oasis song imaginable! The girls flashed there upper regions! They laughed and then they cried and then they surrounded the hotel thus ensuring that there could be no conceivable way to enter it without all the aforementioned things taking place again!
ITALY? WHY ALWAYS YOU??"
(Noel Gallagher, the arse licker)
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