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trip to Fucking to have a child

FUCKING - (lol) Today it's all about fucking ahaha. Another post about fucking. A word we use much, an activity we don't do enough :).
Let's everybody update our "current location" to this town: Fucking, Austria. The world will be a better place. It's not so far from Milan.
For an Oasis fan, this is a cult trip. We could go @ Easter weekend, in the centre of Europe, reachable for anyone.

local tour guide:
"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking".

she recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."

it was announced that the village would be installing CCTV cameras in an attempt to deter summertime tourists from filming themselves having sexual intercourse in front of the Fucking signs.

ahahahaha


click here for more information


Oasis, Fucking in the bushes (a bit copied from Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover, plus samples from Murray Lerner's film Message to Love-Isle of Wight)



live @ City of Manchester stadium, plus Turn up the sun, by Andy
("you're gonna get the sack" sounds like a bit of a hoax...after Noel left the band 2 days before the last gig in Milan...)

MILAN - You remember last year there was "calling the kid Beady Eye by the end of the year" (said by Liam Gallagher)...as we didn't have kids yet, this year it's "by the end of the world" :))
(21 December 2012, time: 11:11 am). And you remember all the strange Oasis artworks... the "Oasis curse - mysteries"...
We noticed that between this and the "weekend trip to Fucking, Austria", there are about 9 months... it's written, we must make this kid called BeadyEye, LOL.
Then the kid is gonna be proud and tell everybody: my name is Beadyeye and I was conceived in Fucking, Austria (LOL). He/She's both a boy and a girl...as in Tommy by the Who: it's a boooyyy... no, it's a girl. Or: it's Noel, that is: both of them ahahaha
In Italian (Roman dialect) it's: "o' famo strano 'sto pupetto", LOL (=we make this baby in a strange way), from a popular comic film.
Really original child, unique. Maybe a bit too much.
Now seriously, I think having a child nowadays is the worst idea one could have. I mean, it's probably the biggest joy one could have in life but how much time would it last? some weeks? then it would be all about spending money, well wasting money, having seen the results of the new generations, not sleeping, more problems as if they weren't enough, and shitting everywhere (lol).
They say they're sure I would be a perfect dad. And I already don't sleep at night (but in the morning). And I've got A LOT of time on my hands (lol). So I could be a perfect baby sitter :) (desperate househusband), full of shit around ahahaha Not sure about it... I know children like me, but the feeling is not always mutual.

yours,
the "fucking Mayans" ahaha
(the ones Noel Gallagher loves...)



oh and about children being our future, here's a song to remember Whitney Houston,
Greatest love of all


other people added to the Milano Jazzin' Festival: Alanis Morissette and the Beach Boys (because Noel hates them, you remember). More soon.
Are we going to invite all the bands "Noel Gellaga" hates? 'cause it would be a year-long festival, lol. He doesn't hate Kasabian but since they refused him, he probably hates them now :)

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trip to Fucking to have a child

FUCKING - (lol) Today it's all about fucking ahaha. Another post about fucking. A word we use much, an activity we don't do enough :).
Let's everybody update our "current location" to this town: Fucking, Austria. The world will be a better place. It's not so far from Milan.
For an Oasis fan, this is a cult trip. We could go @ Easter weekend, in the centre of Europe, reachable for anyone.

local tour guide:
"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking".

she recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."

it was announced that the village would be installing CCTV cameras in an attempt to deter summertime tourists from filming themselves having sexual intercourse in front of the Fucking signs.

ahahahaha


click here for more information


Oasis, Fucking in the bushes (a bit copied from Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover, plus samples from Murray Lerner's film Message to Love-Isle of Wight)



live @ City of Manchester stadium, plus Turn up the sun, by Andy
("you're gonna get the sack" sounds like a bit of a hoax...after Noel left the band 2 days before the last gig in Milan...)

MILAN - You remember last year there was "calling the kid Beady Eye by the end of the year" (said by Liam Gallagher)...as we didn't have kids yet, this year it's "by the end of the world" :))
(21 December 2012, time: 11:11 am). And you remember all the strange Oasis artworks... the "Oasis curse - mysteries"...
We noticed that between this and the "weekend trip to Fucking, Austria", there are about 9 months... it's written, we must make this kid called BeadyEye, LOL.
Then the kid is gonna be proud and tell everybody: my name is Beadyeye and I was conceived in Fucking, Austria (LOL). He/She's both a boy and a girl...as in Tommy by the Who: it's a boooyyy... no, it's a girl. Or: it's Noel, that is: both of them ahahaha
In Italian (Roman dialect) it's: "o' famo strano 'sto pupetto", LOL (=we make this baby in a strange way), from a popular comic film.
Really original child, unique. Maybe a bit too much.
Now seriously, I think having a child nowadays is the worst idea one could have. I mean, it's probably the biggest joy one could have in life but how much time would it last? some weeks? then it would be all about spending money, well wasting money, having seen the results of the new generations, not sleeping, more problems as if they weren't enough, and shitting everywhere (lol).
They say they're sure I would be a perfect dad. And I already don't sleep at night (but in the morning). And I've got A LOT of time on my hands (lol). So I could be a perfect baby sitter :) (desperate househusband), full of shit around ahahaha Not sure about it... I know children like me, but the feeling is not always mutual.

yours,
the "fucking Mayans" ahaha
(the ones Noel Gallagher loves...)



oh and about children being our future, here's a song to remember Whitney Houston,
Greatest love of all


other people added to the Milano Jazzin' Festival: Alanis Morissette and the Beach Boys (because Noel hates them, you remember). More soon.
Are we going to invite all the bands "Noel Gellaga" hates? 'cause it would be a year-long festival, lol. He doesn't hate Kasabian but since they refused him, he probably hates them now :)

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trip to Fucking to have a child

FUCKING - (lol) Today it's all about fucking ahaha. Another post about fucking. A word we use much, an activity we don't do enough :).
Let's everybody update our "current location" to this town: Fucking, Austria. The world will be a better place. It's not so far from Milan.
For an Oasis fan, this is a cult trip. We could go @ Easter weekend, in the centre of Europe, reachable for anyone.

local tour guide:
"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking".

she recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."

it was announced that the village would be installing CCTV cameras in an attempt to deter summertime tourists from filming themselves having sexual intercourse in front of the Fucking signs.

ahahahaha


click here for more information


Oasis, Fucking in the bushes (a bit copied from Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover, plus samples from Murray Lerner's film Message to Love-Isle of Wight)



live @ City of Manchester stadium, plus Turn up the sun, by Andy
("you're gonna get the sack" sounds like a bit of a hoax...after Noel left the band 2 days before the last gig in Milan...)

MILAN - You remember last year there was "calling the kid Beady Eye by the end of the year" (said by Liam Gallagher)...as we didn't have kids yet, this year it's "by the end of the world" :))
(21 December 2012, time: 11:11 am). And you remember all the strange Oasis artworks... the "Oasis curse - mysteries"...
We noticed that between this and the "weekend trip to Fucking, Austria", there are about 9 months... it's written, we must make this kid called BeadyEye, LOL.
Then the kid is gonna be proud and tell everybody: my name is Beadyeye and I was conceived in Fucking, Austria (LOL). He/She's both a boy and a girl...as in Tommy by the Who: it's a boooyyy... no, it's a girl. Or: it's Noel, that is: both of them ahahaha
In Italian (Roman dialect) it's: "o' famo strano 'sto pupetto", LOL (=we make this baby in a strange way), from a popular comic film.
Really original child, unique. Maybe a bit too much.
Now seriously, I think having a child nowadays is the worst idea one could have. I mean, it's probably the biggest joy one could have in life but how much time would it last? some weeks? then it would be all about spending money, well wasting money, having seen the results of the new generations, not sleeping, more problems as if they weren't enough, and shitting everywhere (lol).
They say they're sure I would be a perfect dad. And I already don't sleep at night (but in the morning). And I've got A LOT of time on my hands (lol). So I could be a perfect baby sitter :) (desperate househusband), full of shit around ahahaha Not sure about it... I know children like me, but the feeling is not always mutual.

yours,
the "fucking Mayans" ahaha
(the ones Noel Gallagher loves...)



oh and about children being our future, here's a song to remember Whitney Houston,
Greatest love of all


other people added to the Milano Jazzin' Festival: Alanis Morissette and the Beach Boys (because Noel hates them, you remember). More soon.
Are we going to invite all the bands "Noel Gellaga" hates? 'cause it would be a year-long festival, lol. He doesn't hate Kasabian but since they refused him, he probably hates them now :)

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Berlusconi fucks the Queen

Beckham was right. Breaking news: AC Milan-Arsenal 4-0. How we didn't win even 7-0 is beyond me, we felt pity for them. "A few goals in Italy", "boring football", as the English always say eh... yeah very boring.
Before the game I received loads of jealous racist insults (really pointless insults, 'cause I showed them how they are inferior in every single thing), and even Arsenal hooligans messing in Milan. Shows how pathetic their team is. I like Man City, and a bit also Liverpool and Chelsea, but cheating Manchester United and Arsenal are a total scum. I dislike them even more than United. Dictionary, arse-ass: Assenal.

banner at the stadium (rebus-striscione allo stadio): "Berlusconi si tromba anche la Regina", Berlusconi fucks the Queen too mwahahahahaha (the trumpet in Italian slang means "fucks", lol)
This would be appreciated by the "ex Oasis guitarist" Noel Gallagher... not really for the Queen, but because he supports "rich politicians only" and was in a film produced by Berlusconi...

We WERE in crisis against English teams in the recent years, 'cause it's difficult to play against yourself ;)
(not in 2007, Milan-Manchester United 3-0 and Liverpool-Milan 1-2).
Beautiful sun in Milan, so we were trying everything to make them feel NOT at home, LOL.
Even ex Manchester City Robinho scoring 2 goals (a great one too) and Ibrahimovic with his assists.
Now Arsenal winning more than 4-0 in London... it's more likely that the Pope gets married, lol.
As Milan anthem says: "Milan is a great Milan....then everybody is coming to Milan".
"Milan fashion giants". Game over.

3 Italians clubs out of 3 in the Champions League, 2 English ones out ot 4, soon to be only one or even less... Scum United see you on Thursday on Channel 5.

no highlights but just Boateng: what a goal, classic one from him. Dedicated to all the people insulting.
and he was back today from a long injury and didn't even have to play (we had 13 injured players). Of course there were people insulting him lately a few days ago

Champions League song

‎"la musichettaaaaaaaaaa"... mamma mia, 3 languages and not Italian, and the best team in history is Italian... and the language of opera is Italian. And the second and third best teams in history are Spanish... and if we look at South America: more Spanish language, Boca Juniors being the 2nd in the world. And as national teams, the top is Portuguese (Brazil) and Italian languages.
Did they at least notice in the music scores, all those words in Italian, ritornello, allegro, allegretto... Mister Allegri ;) did they know one called Pavarotti, etc. etc. Do they know that the most famous opera theatre is in Milan, etc.
Who's the Uefa president? the french Platini. Ah, I see. Uefa = fail. Uefail.

Ce sont les meilleures équipes
Es sind die allerbesten Mannschaften
The main event

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions

Une grande réunion
Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung
The main event

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions

Ils sont les meilleurs
Sie sind die Besten
These are the champions

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions 

I think there's a mistake in these lyrics from their official site: I think it should be: SIE sind, plural. "Es" is "it", so here it's like: IT ARE...
it must have been Noel Gallagher writing them ahahaha "you was" and things like that in his blog.
in fact, then it says: SIE sind die Besten.
Maybe they wanted to use some archaic language, but the matter is modern of our days. I'm not so expert of German but I know that English is quite "elastic" and many things are conceded. In Italian you just can't really mistake even one letter or it's a mistake.
Britalian ;)

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Berlusconi fucks the Queen

Beckham was right. Breaking news: AC Milan-Arsenal 4-0. How we didn't win even 7-0 is beyond me, we felt pity for them. "A few goals in Italy", "boring football", as the English always say eh... yeah very boring.
Before the game I received loads of jealous racist insults (really pointless insults, 'cause I showed them how they are inferior in every single thing), and even Arsenal hooligans messing in Milan. Shows how pathetic their team is. I like Man City, and a bit also Liverpool and Chelsea, but cheating Manchester United and Arsenal are a total scum. I dislike them even more than United. Dictionary, arse-ass: Assenal.

banner at the stadium (rebus-striscione allo stadio): "Berlusconi si tromba anche la Regina", Berlusconi fucks the Queen too mwahahahahaha (the trumpet in Italian slang means "fucks", lol)
This would be appreciated by the "ex Oasis guitarist" Noel Gallagher... not really for the Queen, but because he supports "rich politicians only" and was in a film produced by Berlusconi...

We WERE in crisis against English teams in the recent years, 'cause it's difficult to play against yourself ;)
(not in 2007, Milan-Manchester United 3-0 and Liverpool-Milan 1-2).
Beautiful sun in Milan, so we were trying everything to make them feel NOT at home, LOL.
Even ex Manchester City Robinho scoring 2 goals (a great one too) and Ibrahimovic with his assists.
Now Arsenal winning more than 4-0 in London... it's more likely that the Pope gets married, lol.
As Milan anthem says: "Milan is a great Milan....then everybody is coming to Milan".
"Milan fashion giants". Game over.

3 Italians clubs out of 3 in the Champions League, 2 English ones out ot 4, soon to be only one or even less... Scum United see you on Thursday on Channel 5.

no highlights but just Boateng: what a goal, classic one from him. Dedicated to all the people insulting.
and he was back today from a long injury and didn't even have to play (we had 13 injured players). Of course there were people insulting him lately a few days ago

Champions League song

‎"la musichettaaaaaaaaaa"... mamma mia, 3 languages and not Italian, and the best team in history is Italian... and the language of opera is Italian. And the second and third best teams in history are Spanish... and if we look at South America: more Spanish language, Boca Juniors being the 2nd in the world. And as national teams, the top is Portuguese (Brazil) and Italian languages.
Did they at least notice in the music scores, all those words in Italian, ritornello, allegro, allegretto... Mister Allegri ;) did they know one called Pavarotti, etc. etc. Do they know that the most famous opera theatre is in Milan, etc.
Who's the Uefa president? the french Platini. Ah, I see. Uefa = fail. Uefail.

Ce sont les meilleures équipes
Es sind die allerbesten Mannschaften
The main event

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions

Une grande réunion
Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung
The main event

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions

Ils sont les meilleurs
Sie sind die Besten
These are the champions

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions 

I think there's a mistake in these lyrics from their official site: I think it should be: SIE sind, plural. "Es" is "it", so here it's like: IT ARE...
it must have been Noel Gallagher writing them ahahaha "you was" and things like that in his blog.
in fact, then it says: SIE sind die Besten.
Maybe they wanted to use some archaic language, but the matter is modern of our days. I'm not so expert of German but I know that English is quite "elastic" and many things are conceded. In Italian you just can't really mistake even one letter or it's a mistake.
Britalian ;)

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Berlusconi fucks the Queen

Beckham was right. Breaking news: AC Milan-Arsenal 4-0. How we didn't win even 7-0 is beyond me, we felt pity for them. "A few goals in Italy", "boring football", as the English always say eh... yeah very boring.
Before the game I received loads of jealous racist insults (really pointless insults, 'cause I showed them how they are inferior in every single thing), and even Arsenal hooligans messing in Milan. Shows how pathetic their team is. I like Man City, and a bit also Liverpool and Chelsea, but cheating Manchester United and Arsenal are a total scum. I dislike them even more than United. Dictionary, arse-ass: Assenal.

banner at the stadium (rebus-striscione allo stadio): "Berlusconi si tromba anche la Regina", Berlusconi fucks the Queen too mwahahahahaha (the trumpet in Italian slang means "fucks", lol)
This would be appreciated by the "ex Oasis guitarist" Noel Gallagher... not really for the Queen, but because he supports "rich politicians only" and was in a film produced by Berlusconi...

We WERE in crisis against English teams in the recent years, 'cause it's difficult to play against yourself ;)
(not in 2007, Milan-Manchester United 3-0 and Liverpool-Milan 1-2).
Beautiful sun in Milan, so we were trying everything to make them feel NOT at home, LOL.
Even ex Manchester City Robinho scoring 2 goals (a great one too) and Ibrahimovic with his assists.
Now Arsenal winning more than 4-0 in London... it's more likely that the Pope gets married, lol.
As Milan anthem says: "Milan is a great Milan....then everybody is coming to Milan".
"Milan fashion giants". Game over.

3 Italians clubs out of 3 in the Champions League, 2 English ones out ot 4, soon to be only one or even less... Scum United see you on Thursday on Channel 5.

no highlights but just Boateng: what a goal, classic one from him. Dedicated to all the people insulting.
and he was back today from a long injury and didn't even have to play (we had 13 injured players). Of course there were people insulting him lately a few days ago

Champions League song

‎"la musichettaaaaaaaaaa"... mamma mia, 3 languages and not Italian, and the best team in history is Italian... and the language of opera is Italian. And the second and third best teams in history are Spanish... and if we look at South America: more Spanish language, Boca Juniors being the 2nd in the world. And as national teams, the top is Portuguese (Brazil) and Italian languages.
Did they at least notice in the music scores, all those words in Italian, ritornello, allegro, allegretto... Mister Allegri ;) did they know one called Pavarotti, etc. etc. Do they know that the most famous opera theatre is in Milan, etc.
Who's the Uefa president? the french Platini. Ah, I see. Uefa = fail. Uefail.

Ce sont les meilleures équipes
Es sind die allerbesten Mannschaften
The main event

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions

Une grande réunion
Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung
The main event

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions

Ils sont les meilleurs
Sie sind die Besten
These are the champions

Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions 

I think there's a mistake in these lyrics from their official site: I think it should be: SIE sind, plural. "Es" is "it", so here it's like: IT ARE...
it must have been Noel Gallagher writing them ahahaha "you was" and things like that in his blog.
in fact, then it says: SIE sind die Besten.
Maybe they wanted to use some archaic language, but the matter is modern of our days. I'm not so expert of German but I know that English is quite "elastic" and many things are conceded. In Italian you just can't really mistake even one letter or it's a mistake.
Britalian ;)

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Britalian Milan (+2 compilations added)

a Milano video for Valentine's day, new version. The Queen, Love of my life. 
("Volete cantare con noi?" - do you want to sing with us? - Freddie Mercury said, in perfect Italian. ..."somebody told me that Italians are the best singers in the world... especially in Milano!" :) - he was probably thinking of Pavarotti, lol) 

Today I wanna post here about many things, in a "stream of consciousness" :).
The graphics of the image is by Pretty Green (paisley).
The other day I have officialy founded a new language: Britalian :)
a mix between English and Italian tongues, where mistakes are allowed and we blame it on alcohol (lol).
You know, true perfection has to be imperfect! I know that that sounds foolish but it's true!
Italians have resided in Britain since the times of Roman Emperor Claudius' invasion in AD 43. In Italy, a city as Milan (same flag of England, Saint George's, and best football club in history founded by a group of English and Italians) has 7,000 British inhabitants. There are many Britalians who have made a huge contribution to society. Famous Britalians: Paolo Nutini, Frankie Dettori, Marco Pierre White, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Benjamin Disraeli, Damon Minchella, Paolo Hewitt, Oasis friends Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno, etc. We can also consider Pretty Green as a very "Britalian" thing, having started in Italy and having many Italian elements.

Then, football... the band England split up. It's a sad news...

It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit England tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with the FA a day longer.
Apologies to all the people who thought we could win Euro 2012.

Fabio Capello

(mocking Noel Gallagher statement when Oasis split)

Capello last games: England-Sweden 1-0 for the first time in 43 years and England-world champion Spain 1-0. They were on the right road...
The only team where he didn't win trophies was England...(well, there was only one trophy available to win... and that referee of Germany-England is not innocent...) ...and the shite was Capello eh? 
well done Fabio, the FA won't win anything for centuries.
Now they'll have a new manager just 4 months before the championship, and it's not a very nice thing... You'll have to be very lucky...

Let's have a quick look at the music from the 90's and 80's.

Pulp, Disco 2000
oh here's a story of women, just like Noel Gallagher. This video reminds me of one from our university for models (=idiots) who wanted to have sex with me at home while there were my parents in the room next to us, lol just like in Trainspotting (what a risk). Similar scene from the film here with the girl in the taxi.
But I didn't sleep in the corridor like Mark Renton :) (there's four and twenty million doors on life's endless corridor :). She insisted but I didn't want... and I remember she was so stupid that said: when I'm making love, I shout - but at the same time she wanted. Some girl told me: "yea i tell u boy: women wanna shout haha"... and that girl always said: there are the afternoons to make sex... And me thinking: wtf? is that her job? LOL it was something I wasn't used to do, lol (well, still now). You know, I'm a virgin.

the other day, what a nice day. God Noel&Christ Martin together (from the film: dumb and dumber), Milan lost, England lost Capello... trash.
Suede, always loved this band, of course Noel hates them. I met them near our Football English Pub, where we invited Liam and Morricone. They remind me of Natalie "the best conceivable English model" :) in Milan, a "big bird" studying chemistry. One of the festivals this summer in Milan is dedicated to her

The beautiful ones, there's a cover by Noel Gallagher: "The Ugly Ones".
He also covered True by Spandau Ballet: "False".
He is such a liar...

Different class, still speeding ;)
one dedicated to the foundation of Britalian, Bar Italia
(famous bar in London, you remember the article on Zani)

Ah, the Nineties. No cell phone. No Facebook, no Twitter, no YouTube, no Mp3, NO INTERNET.
All we did back then to catch music videos was on TV. Frantically called best friends on home telephone that our favorite singers/band were on tv.
Oasis, Verve, Suede, Smashing Pumpkins, Jewel... Memorable times... gone are those days. Nothing ever lasts forever.

For those who don't know, this is an Italian band, song for the 1975 horror film by Dario Argento "Profondo rosso" (deep red), one of the scariest you could see (with David Hemmings, the English actor from Michelangelo Antonioni Blow-up, the Swinging London-Carnaby Street-Pretty Green).
Italian progressive rock from the '70s.

On Oasisblues I posted a lot about the '80s, here just some special mention...

Eighth Wonder, Stay with me
(may lightning strike Noel if he's telling a lie)

excuse me for the hearts: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (8)
again and again: love has no age. She's the woman buying me (see on Pretty Green Italy the post about the wishlist).
her son works @ a Pretty Green store... but no more blue cashmere pullovers, Liam promised me his ex wife (no problem that she's 2nd hand - oops, 3rd hand - oops, 4th hand - etc.). She had 4 husbands. In the future maybe 8 husbands (Liz Taylor?). They were all British men, she never tried an Italian. Patsy in Italy sounds good :D
Probably I've got to write A LOT of scripts for Liam... you know, those for his interviews... that's why they're full of mistakes ahaha
This was my childhood shock (especially her dress going down @ Italian Sanremo festival 1987 when she was 19: Will you remember (Wil)Liam :) - from 1:15 her dress falls (same leopard dress from Liam), flashing a nipple. The shock of the flashing, lol (of the lightning - Oasis). A scandal for those times, especially in Italy. I do remember. They talked about this for days, weeks, months, years. I'm still talking about it, it's history :)
yes single Patsy, even though hearing your voice now you've clearly become a man - nowadays it can happen (LOL)
I've known a similar English girl recently but she seems to have too many problems with alcohol. Completely mad, not even our psychiatric hospital would accept her. They think drinking is cool, but it isn't, at all.

Diana Ross, Upside Down  - title of Oasis' Creation Records film :). Some years ago the owner of Liam's favourite restaurant, that one by Como lake near Milan, gave to Liam some rarity stuff by Diana Ross as gift... now I don't accept any more Pretty Green cashmere pullovers from Liam. Only ex wives.

I added many more (songs, not wives), on Oasisblues.


if you want to download my compilations for free, to have them on your iPod/car, email me, I noticed they make you cool :) 

I picked 25 from hundreds:

1. Everybody's got to learn sometime (The Korgis)
2. I like Chopin (Gazebo, Paul Mazzolini from Italy, the video was England)
3. Take on me (A-Ha)
4. Such a shame (Talk Talk, Mark Hollis)
5. I'll fly for you (Spandau Ballet)
6. I'm not scared (Eighth Wonder, Patsy Kensit - she's no scaredy cat as Noel - I'll take those 8 dogs away from her :)
7. Self control (Raf, Raffaele Riefoli - this was one of the defining songs of the Eighties, by this Italian good artist, it was his beginning, singing in English)
8. (Out here) On my own (Nikka Costa - this is even the first memory of my life. I was totally in love :). She was much "older" than me, but I was in love anyway. Just like Patsy Kensit ghghghgh She was born in Tokyo, discovered by the talent scout Tony Renis from Milan. Oh Jesus terrible nostalgia!)
9. Oscillate wildly (instrumental) (The Smiths)
10. Big in Japan (Alphaville)
11. Bette Davis eyes (Kim Carnes - she was one of my insipirations when I used to sing (and Kelly Jones) for my rough voice-whisky effect :)
I should try Noel's-Farinelli falsetto, but no girl castrated me. Not yet.
12. Eye of the tiger (Survivor, Rocky IV, Sylvester Stallone the Italian stallion :D)
13. Greatest love of all (Whitney Houston)
14. Another day in paradise (Phil Collins)
15. The neverending story (Limahl, Christopher Hamill from near Manchester, written by the Italian Giorgio Moroder)
16. Enola Gay (Omd Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
17. Paris Match (The Style Council, Paul Weller)
18. True faith (New Order)
19. Don't you want me (Human League)
20. Absolute beginners (David Bowie - film feat. Patsy Kensit)
21. La luce buona delle stelle = the good light of stars (Eros Ramazzotti from Italy & Patsy Kensit, she also sings in Italian)
22. Giulia (Gianni Togni from Italy)
23. Through the barricades (Spandau Ballet)
24. Human nature (Michael Jackson)
25. I want to know what love is (Foreigner) Patsy after 4 British husbands wants to know what love is - foreigner (lol)


photos with Liam Gallagher in the 90's and Italian scooters in Absolute Beginners

different order and added: State of the nation (Industry)

oh Patsy... tutti pazzi per Patsy. Tutti fruttti :). What a woman... not a girl, what a woman! lol (even if she's 70 now ahaha)
I'm "obsessed" with Patsy (but I know she's ugly now :), also horrible legs) because my first girl was a blonde older than me, the one "looking like a star in a Jaguar" :)

0:11 my siderburns :), and the famous "flashing tits" incident, and also Patsy's son, the one working @ a Pretty Green store... them recommended bastards, lol. Clearly not Liam's son, but Jim Kerr's. His name's James, Liam dedicated him Little James. He looks a bit sick...fucking hell does she give him something to eat? Probably those spaghetti alla bolognese with no salt, lol. They should add salt to life... they should be spicy :). She sounds depressed and spends a lot of time at home, reading books. So she's got a lot of time of her hands, just like me :). I know you're reading, Patsy I'm here, lol. Great things to do with all that time available ;)

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Britalian Milan (+2 compilations added)

a Milano video for Valentine's day, new version. The Queen, Love of my life. 
("Volete cantare con noi?" - do you want to sing with us? - Freddie Mercury said, in perfect Italian. ..."somebody told me that Italians are the best singers in the world... especially in Milano!" :) - he was probably thinking of Pavarotti, lol) 

Today I wanna post here about many things, in a "stream of consciousness" :).
The graphics of the image is by Pretty Green (paisley).
The other day I have officialy founded a new language: Britalian :)
a mix between English and Italian tongues, where mistakes are allowed and we blame it on alcohol (lol).
You know, true perfection has to be imperfect! I know that that sounds foolish but it's true!
Italians have resided in Britain since the times of Roman Emperor Claudius' invasion in AD 43. In Italy, a city as Milan (same flag of England, Saint George's, and best football club in history founded by a group of English and Italians) has 7,000 British inhabitants. There are many Britalians who have made a huge contribution to society. Famous Britalians: Paolo Nutini, Frankie Dettori, Marco Pierre White, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Benjamin Disraeli, Damon Minchella, Paolo Hewitt, Oasis friends Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno, etc. We can also consider Pretty Green as a very "Britalian" thing, having started in Italy and having many Italian elements.

Then, football... the band England split up. It's a sad news...

It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit England tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with the FA a day longer.
Apologies to all the people who thought we could win Euro 2012.

Fabio Capello

(mocking Noel Gallagher statement when Oasis split)

Capello last games: England-Sweden 1-0 for the first time in 43 years and England-world champion Spain 1-0. They were on the right road...
The only team where he didn't win trophies was England...(well, there was only one trophy available to win... and that referee of Germany-England is not innocent...) ...and the shite was Capello eh? 
well done Fabio, the FA won't win anything for centuries.
Now they'll have a new manager just 4 months before the championship, and it's not a very nice thing... You'll have to be very lucky...

Let's have a quick look at the music from the 90's and 80's.

Pulp, Disco 2000
oh here's a story of women, just like Noel Gallagher. This video reminds me of one from our university for models (=idiots) who wanted to have sex with me at home while there were my parents in the room next to us, lol just like in Trainspotting (what a risk). Similar scene from the film here with the girl in the taxi.
But I didn't sleep in the corridor like Mark Renton :) (there's four and twenty million doors on life's endless corridor :). She insisted but I didn't want... and I remember she was so stupid that said: when I'm making love, I shout - but at the same time she wanted. Some girl told me: "yea i tell u boy: women wanna shout haha"... and that girl always said: there are the afternoons to make sex... And me thinking: wtf? is that her job? LOL it was something I wasn't used to do, lol (well, still now). You know, I'm a virgin.

the other day, what a nice day. God Noel&Christ Martin together (from the film: dumb and dumber), Milan lost, England lost Capello... trash.
Suede, always loved this band, of course Noel hates them. I met them near our Football English Pub, where we invited Liam and Morricone. They remind me of Natalie "the best conceivable English model" :) in Milan, a "big bird" studying chemistry. One of the festivals this summer in Milan is dedicated to her

The beautiful ones, there's a cover by Noel Gallagher: "The Ugly Ones".
He also covered True by Spandau Ballet: "False".
He is such a liar...

Different class, still speeding ;)
one dedicated to the foundation of Britalian, Bar Italia
(famous bar in London, you remember the article on Zani)

Ah, the Nineties. No cell phone. No Facebook, no Twitter, no YouTube, no Mp3, NO INTERNET.
All we did back then to catch music videos was on TV. Frantically called best friends on home telephone that our favorite singers/band were on tv.
Oasis, Verve, Suede, Smashing Pumpkins, Jewel... Memorable times... gone are those days. Nothing ever lasts forever.

For those who don't know, this is an Italian band, song for the 1975 horror film by Dario Argento "Profondo rosso" (deep red), one of the scariest you could see (with David Hemmings, the English actor from Michelangelo Antonioni Blow-up, the Swinging London-Carnaby Street-Pretty Green).
Italian progressive rock from the '70s.

On Oasisblues I posted a lot about the '80s, here just some special mention...

Eighth Wonder, Stay with me
(may lightning strike Noel if he's telling a lie)

excuse me for the hearts: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (8)
again and again: love has no age. She's the woman buying me (see on Pretty Green Italy the post about the wishlist).
her son works @ a Pretty Green store... but no more blue cashmere pullovers, Liam promised me his ex wife (no problem that she's 2nd hand - oops, 3rd hand - oops, 4th hand - etc.). She had 4 husbands. In the future maybe 8 husbands (Liz Taylor?). They were all British men, she never tried an Italian. Patsy in Italy sounds good :D
Probably I've got to write A LOT of scripts for Liam... you know, those for his interviews... that's why they're full of mistakes ahaha
This was my childhood shock (especially her dress going down @ Italian Sanremo festival 1987 when she was 19: Will you remember (Wil)Liam :) - from 1:15 her dress falls (same leopard dress from Liam), flashing a nipple. The shock of the flashing, lol (of the lightning - Oasis). A scandal for those times, especially in Italy. I do remember. They talked about this for days, weeks, months, years. I'm still talking about it, it's history :)
yes single Patsy, even though hearing your voice now you've clearly become a man - nowadays it can happen (LOL)
I've known a similar English girl recently but she seems to have too many problems with alcohol. Completely mad, not even our psychiatric hospital would accept her. They think drinking is cool, but it isn't, at all.

Diana Ross, Upside Down  - title of Oasis' Creation Records film :). Some years ago the owner of Liam's favourite restaurant, that one by Como lake near Milan, gave to Liam some rarity stuff by Diana Ross as gift... now I don't accept any more Pretty Green cashmere pullovers from Liam. Only ex wives.

I added many more (songs, not wives), on Oasisblues.


if you want to download my compilations for free, to have them on your iPod/car, email me, I noticed they make you cool :) 

I picked 25 from hundreds:

1. Everybody's got to learn sometime (The Korgis)
2. I like Chopin (Gazebo, Paul Mazzolini from Italy, the video was England)
3. Take on me (A-Ha)
4. Such a shame (Talk Talk, Mark Hollis)
5. I'll fly for you (Spandau Ballet)
6. I'm not scared (Eighth Wonder, Patsy Kensit - she's no scaredy cat as Noel - I'll take those 8 dogs away from her :)
7. Self control (Raf, Raffaele Riefoli - this was one of the defining songs of the Eighties, by this Italian good artist, it was his beginning, singing in English)
8. (Out here) On my own (Nikka Costa - this is even the first memory of my life. I was totally in love :). She was much "older" than me, but I was in love anyway. Just like Patsy Kensit ghghghgh She was born in Tokyo, discovered by the talent scout Tony Renis from Milan. Oh Jesus terrible nostalgia!)
9. Oscillate wildly (instrumental) (The Smiths)
10. Big in Japan (Alphaville)
11. Bette Davis eyes (Kim Carnes - she was one of my insipirations when I used to sing (and Kelly Jones) for my rough voice-whisky effect :)
I should try Noel's-Farinelli falsetto, but no girl castrated me. Not yet.
12. Eye of the tiger (Survivor, Rocky IV, Sylvester Stallone the Italian stallion :D)
13. Greatest love of all (Whitney Houston)
14. Another day in paradise (Phil Collins)
15. The neverending story (Limahl, Christopher Hamill from near Manchester, written by the Italian Giorgio Moroder)
16. Enola Gay (Omd Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
17. Paris Match (The Style Council, Paul Weller)
18. True faith (New Order)
19. Don't you want me (Human League)
20. Absolute beginners (David Bowie - film feat. Patsy Kensit)
21. La luce buona delle stelle = the good light of stars (Eros Ramazzotti from Italy & Patsy Kensit, she also sings in Italian)
22. Giulia (Gianni Togni from Italy)
23. Through the barricades (Spandau Ballet)
24. Human nature (Michael Jackson)
25. I want to know what love is (Foreigner) Patsy after 4 British husbands wants to know what love is - foreigner (lol)


photos with Liam Gallagher in the 90's and Italian scooters in Absolute Beginners

different order and added: State of the nation (Industry)

oh Patsy... tutti pazzi per Patsy. Tutti fruttti :). What a woman... not a girl, what a woman! lol (even if she's 70 now ahaha)
I'm "obsessed" with Patsy (but I know she's ugly now :), also horrible legs) because my first girl was a blonde older than me, the one "looking like a star in a Jaguar" :)

0:11 my siderburns :), and the famous "flashing tits" incident, and also Patsy's son, the one working @ a Pretty Green store... them recommended bastards, lol. Clearly not Liam's son, but Jim Kerr's. His name's James, Liam dedicated him Little James. He looks a bit sick...fucking hell does she give him something to eat? Probably those spaghetti alla bolognese with no salt, lol. They should add salt to life... they should be spicy :). She sounds depressed and spends a lot of time at home, reading books. So she's got a lot of time of her hands, just like me :). I know you're reading, Patsy I'm here, lol. Great things to do with all that time available ;)

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Britalian Milan (+2 compilations added)

a Milano video for Valentine's day, new version. The Queen, Love of my life. 
("Volete cantare con noi?" - do you want to sing with us? - Freddie Mercury said, in perfect Italian. ..."somebody told me that Italians are the best singers in the world... especially in Milano!" :) - he was probably thinking of Pavarotti, lol) 

Today I wanna post here about many things, in a "stream of consciousness" :).
The graphics of the image is by Pretty Green (paisley).
The other day I have officialy founded a new language: Britalian :)
a mix between English and Italian tongues, where mistakes are allowed and we blame it on alcohol (lol).
You know, true perfection has to be imperfect! I know that that sounds foolish but it's true!
Italians have resided in Britain since the times of Roman Emperor Claudius' invasion in AD 43. In Italy, a city as Milan (same flag of England, Saint George's, and best football club in history founded by a group of English and Italians) has 7,000 British inhabitants. There are many Britalians who have made a huge contribution to society. Famous Britalians: Paolo Nutini, Frankie Dettori, Marco Pierre White, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Benjamin Disraeli, Damon Minchella, Paolo Hewitt, Oasis friends Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno, etc. We can also consider Pretty Green as a very "Britalian" thing, having started in Italy and having many Italian elements.

Then, football... the band England split up. It's a sad news...

It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit England tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with the FA a day longer.
Apologies to all the people who thought we could win Euro 2012.

Fabio Capello

(mocking Noel Gallagher statement when Oasis split)

Capello last games: England-Sweden 1-0 for the first time in 43 years and England-world champion Spain 1-0. They were on the right road...
The only team where he didn't win trophies was England...(well, there was only one trophy available to win... and that referee of Germany-England is not innocent...) ...and the shite was Capello eh? 
well done Fabio, the FA won't win anything for centuries.
Now they'll have a new manager just 4 months before the championship, and it's not a very nice thing... You'll have to be very lucky...

Let's have a quick look at the music from the 90's and 80's.

Pulp, Disco 2000
oh here's a story of women, just like Noel Gallagher. This video reminds me of one from our university for models (=idiots) who wanted to have sex with me at home while there were my parents in the room next to us, lol just like in Trainspotting (what a risk). Similar scene from the film here with the girl in the taxi.
But I didn't sleep in the corridor like Mark Renton :) (there's four and twenty million doors on life's endless corridor :). She insisted but I didn't want... and I remember she was so stupid that said: when I'm making love, I shout - but at the same time she wanted. Some girl told me: "yea i tell u boy: women wanna shout haha"... and that girl always said: there are the afternoons to make sex... And me thinking: wtf? is that her job? LOL it was something I wasn't used to do, lol (well, still now). You know, I'm a virgin.

the other day, what a nice day. God Noel&Christ Martin together (from the film: dumb and dumber), Milan lost, England lost Capello... trash.
Suede, always loved this band, of course Noel hates them. I met them near our Football English Pub, where we invited Liam and Morricone. They remind me of Natalie "the best conceivable English model" :) in Milan, a "big bird" studying chemistry. One of the festivals this summer in Milan is dedicated to her

The beautiful ones, there's a cover by Noel Gallagher: "The Ugly Ones".
He also covered True by Spandau Ballet: "False".
He is such a liar...

Different class, still speeding ;)
one dedicated to the foundation of Britalian, Bar Italia
(famous bar in London, you remember the article on Zani)

Ah, the Nineties. No cell phone. No Facebook, no Twitter, no YouTube, no Mp3, NO INTERNET.
All we did back then to catch music videos was on TV. Frantically called best friends on home telephone that our favorite singers/band were on tv.
Oasis, Verve, Suede, Smashing Pumpkins, Jewel... Memorable times... gone are those days. Nothing ever lasts forever.

For those who don't know, this is an Italian band, song for the 1975 horror film by Dario Argento "Profondo rosso" (deep red), one of the scariest you could see (with David Hemmings, the English actor from Michelangelo Antonioni Blow-up, the Swinging London-Carnaby Street-Pretty Green).
Italian progressive rock from the '70s.

On Oasisblues I posted a lot about the '80s, here just some special mention...

Eighth Wonder, Stay with me
(may lightning strike Noel if he's telling a lie)

excuse me for the hearts: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (8)
again and again: love has no age. She's the woman buying me (see on Pretty Green Italy the post about the wishlist).
her son works @ a Pretty Green store... but no more blue cashmere pullovers, Liam promised me his ex wife (no problem that she's 2nd hand - oops, 3rd hand - oops, 4th hand - etc.). She had 4 husbands. In the future maybe 8 husbands (Liz Taylor?). They were all British men, she never tried an Italian. Patsy in Italy sounds good :D
Probably I've got to write A LOT of scripts for Liam... you know, those for his interviews... that's why they're full of mistakes ahaha
This was my childhood shock (especially her dress going down @ Italian Sanremo festival 1987 when she was 19: Will you remember (Wil)Liam :) - from 1:15 her dress falls (same leopard dress from Liam), flashing a nipple. The shock of the flashing, lol (of the lightning - Oasis). A scandal for those times, especially in Italy. I do remember. They talked about this for days, weeks, months, years. I'm still talking about it, it's history :)
yes single Patsy, even though hearing your voice now you've clearly become a man - nowadays it can happen (LOL)
I've known a similar English girl recently but she seems to have too many problems with alcohol. Completely mad, not even our psychiatric hospital would accept her. They think drinking is cool, but it isn't, at all.

Diana Ross, Upside Down  - title of Oasis' Creation Records film :). Some years ago the owner of Liam's favourite restaurant, that one by Como lake near Milan, gave to Liam some rarity stuff by Diana Ross as gift... now I don't accept any more Pretty Green cashmere pullovers from Liam. Only ex wives.

I added many more (songs, not wives), on Oasisblues.


if you want to download my compilations for free, to have them on your iPod/car, email me, I noticed they make you cool :) 

I picked 25 from hundreds:

1. Everybody's got to learn sometime (The Korgis)
2. I like Chopin (Gazebo, Paul Mazzolini from Italy, the video was England)
3. Take on me (A-Ha)
4. Such a shame (Talk Talk, Mark Hollis)
5. I'll fly for you (Spandau Ballet)
6. I'm not scared (Eighth Wonder, Patsy Kensit - she's no scaredy cat as Noel - I'll take those 8 dogs away from her :)
7. Self control (Raf, Raffaele Riefoli - this was one of the defining songs of the Eighties, by this Italian good artist, it was his beginning, singing in English)
8. (Out here) On my own (Nikka Costa - this is even the first memory of my life. I was totally in love :). She was much "older" than me, but I was in love anyway. Just like Patsy Kensit ghghghgh She was born in Tokyo, discovered by the talent scout Tony Renis from Milan. Oh Jesus terrible nostalgia!)
9. Oscillate wildly (instrumental) (The Smiths)
10. Big in Japan (Alphaville)
11. Bette Davis eyes (Kim Carnes - she was one of my insipirations when I used to sing (and Kelly Jones) for my rough voice-whisky effect :)
I should try Noel's-Farinelli falsetto, but no girl castrated me. Not yet.
12. Eye of the tiger (Survivor, Rocky IV, Sylvester Stallone the Italian stallion :D)
13. Greatest love of all (Whitney Houston)
14. Another day in paradise (Phil Collins)
15. The neverending story (Limahl, Christopher Hamill from near Manchester, written by the Italian Giorgio Moroder)
16. Enola Gay (Omd Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
17. Paris Match (The Style Council, Paul Weller)
18. True faith (New Order)
19. Don't you want me (Human League)
20. Absolute beginners (David Bowie - film feat. Patsy Kensit)
21. La luce buona delle stelle = the good light of stars (Eros Ramazzotti from Italy & Patsy Kensit, she also sings in Italian)
22. Giulia (Gianni Togni from Italy)
23. Through the barricades (Spandau Ballet)
24. Human nature (Michael Jackson)
25. I want to know what love is (Foreigner) Patsy after 4 British husbands wants to know what love is - foreigner (lol)


photos with Liam Gallagher in the 90's and Italian scooters in Absolute Beginners

different order and added: State of the nation (Industry)

oh Patsy... tutti pazzi per Patsy. Tutti fruttti :). What a woman... not a girl, what a woman! lol (even if she's 70 now ahaha)
I'm "obsessed" with Patsy (but I know she's ugly now :), also horrible legs) because my first girl was a blonde older than me, the one "looking like a star in a Jaguar" :)

0:11 my siderburns :), and the famous "flashing tits" incident, and also Patsy's son, the one working @ a Pretty Green store... them recommended bastards, lol. Clearly not Liam's son, but Jim Kerr's. His name's James, Liam dedicated him Little James. He looks a bit sick...fucking hell does she give him something to eat? Probably those spaghetti alla bolognese with no salt, lol. They should add salt to life... they should be spicy :). She sounds depressed and spends a lot of time at home, reading books. So she's got a lot of time of her hands, just like me :). I know you're reading, Patsy I'm here, lol. Great things to do with all that time available ;)

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Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, Dolce vita

(AC Milan sponsor). Today fashion ("Milan fashion giants" as they call us, lol...you remember the model obsessed for Oasis Keeley Hazell's ex boyfriend, ex Chelsea's Joe Cole for Pretty Green, the fashion line started in Milan, had to join AC Milan, already bought a house by Como lake, where Liam Gallagher always goes, then Cole lost himself in france... also Chelsea have Dolce&Gabbana as sponsor).
There’s a new chapter in the story of The One, the sequel to a series of tales about a modern star in the fragrance firmament. Always in the spotlight, this enticing new episode celebrates The One and rose the one as you’ve never seen her before, at her most intimate. Now, The One gets up close and personal: she’s in revelatory mood, ready to expose her innermost secrets.

Who better to lay bare the most confidential characteristics of The One than Scarlett Johansson? Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana’s muse steps out from behind her created persona, and in the process, reveals a further facet of her talent as a globally renowned actress and lends a compelling presence to the role.
The mood of the golden era in Italian film-making – an enduring source of inspiration for Dolce&Gabbana – is perfectly captured. Reminiscent of Cinecittà’s greatest output from director Federico Fellini, in films such as La Dolce Vita, Scarlett is cast as an actress being interviewed between takes.
Scripted by writer Glenn O’Brien in collaboration with Scarlett, the dialogue ricochets back and forth between an unseen journalist and the star.
Comments Scarlett: "For this renewal, we played with the idea of the woman behind the public image. There’s a refreshing familiarity and sincerity. The way to wear The One is as a signature scent – it creates a strong first impression as well as delicately lingering after you’ve gone."


...my lips, for kissing and for words that start with the letter M ;) 
yeah I love you too red Scarlett.

‘I do all my own stunts… even the lovemaking’, she declares, then towards the end of the interview, admits that she is ‘not looking for a million things, just that one perfect thing: love…’

"I had an Italian Boyfriend once...His mother broke up with me."
one says: "because it's said Italian men are mommy's boys. So if their mum don't like a girl then she's no good. lol"...
I say: oh really, "it's said" eh? by who? by JEALOUS or RACIST people. She says so because the Italian "mamma mia" has a great POWER in the family. Keep your comments without knowing anything for your country men. I bet some good looking "Italian mommy man" refused you because you're UGLY. "lol"

She's American but her surname clearly sounds Swedish... as in Sweet Life, Anita Ekberg was Swedish but played the role of an American actress:



here are the origins about the "myth of the Swedish girl" we Italians have. The cult-movie by Federico Fellini, La Dolce Vita (1960), featuring the legendary Marcello Mastroianni (quite nervous character in this film), Anita here called Sylvia. This film was so popular that still after 50 years today we still think about it everytime a foreign girl comes visiting Italy on holidays, so you have to treat her as a Princess. In the film there were also the "paparazzi" photographers, for the first time using that word (from the name of a character, Paparazzo).
But that situation is not always positive, in fact there are many Swedish (and not only Swedish... usually it's Northern Europe, 'cause they're clearly not Latins) who have stereotypes about Italians, and they think we are all "latin lovers" (they probably don't know that it's usually an expression about South Italy), so we are 'dangerous' for the girls, 'cause we want to have sex with them. Well, I think it's not only the Italians, lol. So there are girls who are scared to come, and don't come, because of stereotypes, commonplaces. I talked to a Polish girl who was saying a series of bad things about here, and at the end she admitted that she has not even been to Italy in all her life. As I was saying a 1000 times (some countries can't understand it), Italy is very different from zone to zone... it's even more than only one country, there's a strong regionalism (similar to England). People, dialects, etc. can change even from town to town. About girls, it's not so common to see men whistling at girls in Milan, while for example in Sicily this MUST be done, LOL. Nothing so bad... There was a Swedish girl called as me :), Anna Nelson (but me not Anna, lol), as Nelson is a Swedish name (they taught me their surnames end in "-son" to mean they are the "son of.." someone), she went on holidays to the South of Italy and remained shocked by the 'experience'. But there's also the contrary: some girls come, BECAUSE they want sex, lol.
The film was a scandal for those times, of course today it's not a scandal, there was just this scene of the Trevi fountain, a party in a villa, etc. nothing really outrageous today.



this is a music band from Milano (Elio e le Storie Tese), who made a series of videos mocking the people living in different parts of Italy. This is about Milan, lol. 
As I was saying, sometimes foreign girls are worried to go to Italy, but as you can see, in Milan there's no risk, LOL
one says "what a divine colour"... but in Italian "di vino" also means "of wine", so the other says: "which wine? you cretin" (cretin in a feminine form, cretina LOL)


the Strokes, Hard to explain
my ex best friend (Italian of Hungarian origins), that one very similar to ex Oasis' Noel Gallagher in everything (was it Noel?), was friends with his father...pathetic when Julian writes lyrics moaning about something. You're the son of John Casablancas Milano, one of the biggest model agencies, hard to explain such a hard life...
I still hear him when he calls by phone on football programmes on tv...
as this songs says: "was an honest man"... 
of course, Inter Pirelli related, the "honest" ones.
You might think: ah, that's why you're angry with Noel. No I'm not angry, I laugh about him the whole day. That must be a hard life ;)


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Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, Dolce vita

(AC Milan sponsor). Today fashion ("Milan fashion giants" as they call us, lol...you remember the model obsessed for Oasis Keeley Hazell's ex boyfriend, ex Chelsea's Joe Cole for Pretty Green, the fashion line started in Milan, had to join AC Milan, already bought a house by Como lake, where Liam Gallagher always goes, then Cole lost himself in france... also Chelsea have Dolce&Gabbana as sponsor).
There’s a new chapter in the story of The One, the sequel to a series of tales about a modern star in the fragrance firmament. Always in the spotlight, this enticing new episode celebrates The One and rose the one as you’ve never seen her before, at her most intimate. Now, The One gets up close and personal: she’s in revelatory mood, ready to expose her innermost secrets.

Who better to lay bare the most confidential characteristics of The One than Scarlett Johansson? Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana’s muse steps out from behind her created persona, and in the process, reveals a further facet of her talent as a globally renowned actress and lends a compelling presence to the role.
The mood of the golden era in Italian film-making – an enduring source of inspiration for Dolce&Gabbana – is perfectly captured. Reminiscent of Cinecittà’s greatest output from director Federico Fellini, in films such as La Dolce Vita, Scarlett is cast as an actress being interviewed between takes.
Scripted by writer Glenn O’Brien in collaboration with Scarlett, the dialogue ricochets back and forth between an unseen journalist and the star.
Comments Scarlett: "For this renewal, we played with the idea of the woman behind the public image. There’s a refreshing familiarity and sincerity. The way to wear The One is as a signature scent – it creates a strong first impression as well as delicately lingering after you’ve gone."


...my lips, for kissing and for words that start with the letter M ;) 
yeah I love you too red Scarlett.

‘I do all my own stunts… even the lovemaking’, she declares, then towards the end of the interview, admits that she is ‘not looking for a million things, just that one perfect thing: love…’

"I had an Italian Boyfriend once...His mother broke up with me."
one says: "because it's said Italian men are mommy's boys. So if their mum don't like a girl then she's no good. lol"...
I say: oh really, "it's said" eh? by who? by JEALOUS or RACIST people. She says so because the Italian "mamma mia" has a great POWER in the family. Keep your comments without knowing anything for your country men. I bet some good looking "Italian mommy man" refused you because you're UGLY. "lol"

She's American but her surname clearly sounds Swedish... as in Sweet Life, Anita Ekberg was Swedish but played the role of an American actress:



here are the origins about the "myth of the Swedish girl" we Italians have. The cult-movie by Federico Fellini, La Dolce Vita (1960), featuring the legendary Marcello Mastroianni (quite nervous character in this film), Anita here called Sylvia. This film was so popular that still after 50 years today we still think about it everytime a foreign girl comes visiting Italy on holidays, so you have to treat her as a Princess. In the film there were also the "paparazzi" photographers, for the first time using that word (from the name of a character, Paparazzo).
But that situation is not always positive, in fact there are many Swedish (and not only Swedish... usually it's Northern Europe, 'cause they're clearly not Latins) who have stereotypes about Italians, and they think we are all "latin lovers" (they probably don't know that it's usually an expression about South Italy), so we are 'dangerous' for the girls, 'cause we want to have sex with them. Well, I think it's not only the Italians, lol. So there are girls who are scared to come, and don't come, because of stereotypes, commonplaces. I talked to a Polish girl who was saying a series of bad things about here, and at the end she admitted that she has not even been to Italy in all her life. As I was saying a 1000 times (some countries can't understand it), Italy is very different from zone to zone... it's even more than only one country, there's a strong regionalism (similar to England). People, dialects, etc. can change even from town to town. About girls, it's not so common to see men whistling at girls in Milan, while for example in Sicily this MUST be done, LOL. Nothing so bad... There was a Swedish girl called as me :), Anna Nelson (but me not Anna, lol), as Nelson is a Swedish name (they taught me their surnames end in "-son" to mean they are the "son of.." someone), she went on holidays to the South of Italy and remained shocked by the 'experience'. But there's also the contrary: some girls come, BECAUSE they want sex, lol.
The film was a scandal for those times, of course today it's not a scandal, there was just this scene of the Trevi fountain, a party in a villa, etc. nothing really outrageous today.



this is a music band from Milano (Elio e le Storie Tese), who made a series of videos mocking the people living in different parts of Italy. This is about Milan, lol. 
As I was saying, sometimes foreign girls are worried to go to Italy, but as you can see, in Milan there's no risk, LOL
one says "what a divine colour"... but in Italian "di vino" also means "of wine", so the other says: "which wine? you cretin" (cretin in a feminine form, cretina LOL)


the Strokes, Hard to explain
my ex best friend (Italian of Hungarian origins), that one very similar to ex Oasis' Noel Gallagher in everything (was it Noel?), was friends with his father...pathetic when Julian writes lyrics moaning about something. You're the son of John Casablancas Milano, one of the biggest model agencies, hard to explain such a hard life...
I still hear him when he calls by phone on football programmes on tv...
as this songs says: "was an honest man"... 
of course, Inter Pirelli related, the "honest" ones.
You might think: ah, that's why you're angry with Noel. No I'm not angry, I laugh about him the whole day. That must be a hard life ;)


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